Technology

Code laundering

Fauxgramming

Slop coding.

"Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt"

Doesn't roll off the tongue as well, though.

"Slopping"

plagiarism as a service

Autoclanking

Slopspreading

Tech debt

isn't vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would've used slop coding lol

fuckin' Clown Code.

Cuck coding.

Code Vomit.

Fraud coding.

They vibe code Claude code. So I can see why.

"Call it what you like, you're still going to need us" Code.

It's just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn't mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the "no code" rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it.

If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won't be too painful to add.

Vibe coding. Boris can go vibe himself.

Oh no, yet another slop marketeer (CxO, whatever) is unhappy that we're treating their cash cow with derision. How awful for you.

Pipe down and go back to your clankwanking.

How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?

Pseudocoding

Sloperating?

• Subscription coding.
• It looks like you're writing an app. Can I help you with that?
• CrappyCodey
• Clueless coding
• Klutz code
• Mañana coding
• Brain-free coding
• Developerless development
• Self-driving systems
• Humanity-free development
• If claude can do this it can replace management next
• Claude codepirated
• Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
• AI pwned
• I never really understood the codebase in the first place
• Blagger's code
• I'm so much more valuable to my employer now that I've outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.

Who gives a flying fuck what terms one asshole is sick of? Fuck him, fuck vibe coding and trying to enforce language that appeals to what "elite" dipshits like.

Slopmaxxing

I vote "schlopp summoning"

codeshittication

• Slopcoding
• Poopslopping
• Anti-environment laziness

SLOP++

• Slopcoding
• Codeslopping
• Spaghetticoding
• "Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years" Coding

Clod Coding

slop cobbling

Fauxding

Lobotomy as a Service.

Vibe coding will do just fine. I understand your concern over your product and its reputation but I don't really share that with you.

Ass-coding

Clanker code.

Script Kiddie is the derogatory term for hackers that download tools and have no idea what they are doing.

Software piracy

NOT - coding.

Cuck Coding

Slopware Engineering

And we're sick of all this AI bullshit, so what?

I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It's quite fitting tbh.