acab

1007 readers

1 users here now

every video must be labeled NSFW
all videos/posts pertaining to police brutality must have a CW
No cop apologia -all posts must in someway pertain to the presence of the police state, and/or the opposition to it
memes acceptable so long as they are within the guidelines

founded 4 years ago

MODERATORS

oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net

Secret Service Agent Busted For Alleged Hotel Hallway Masturbation (www.tmz.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Evilphd666@hexbear.net to c/acab@hexbear.net

12 comments fedilink hide all child comments

volcel-judge

jagoff John Spillman was arrested for indecent exposure over the weekend ... with law enforcement claiming he was [spilling seed] in a hotel hallway. i-cant

all 13 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Busted either way

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This title is giving “Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality”

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

After all the reporting about the elite operators doing drugs I’m just going to assume since all the secret service guys come from those circles that this guy was twacked out on meth doing some speed jackin

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

John Spillman kelly

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

John Spillman

"Sir, there's been an incident involving Agent Jack Offerman masturbating in public."

"Nobody could've seen this coming."

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

John Spillman's john spilling semen

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

This freak followed someone to their hotel door and started masturbating right outside of it. I'm going to guess this was attempted sexual assault ...

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

look he just really had to go. sometimes you don't make it to the toilet in time.

[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

The woke has come for gooners...

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

John Spillman Busted Masturbating is canonically the correct headline

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Agent Spillman, go on Chapo!