It’s ok guys, he can just swap to this.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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you motherfucker do not fuck with me when it comes to david "no belt" attenborough
I'm not superstitious, at all, but WHY ARE YOU JINXING DAVID ATTENBOROUGH. I cannot handle that man dying right now, so just stop it.
Legally.
But laws don't apply to David Attenborough.
Not even the laws of nature??? O_O
He is the law of nature. The things he describes happen. He's not observing. HE'S CREATING!
Every so often i remember people being smartarses and tweeting "i'm sorry to hear of your passing" at David when richard attenborough died and then i get mad
Richard was his brother.
People did that? Yuck :(
welcome.... to jurassic park!
Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!
Washin' the dog! Washin' the dog!
That's so sad.
Clearly Lego needs to update its packaging.
Or he just needs to play with 18+ legos
According to “The Christmas Song,” he’s almost seven years past being considered a kid.
basically half of lemmy. something something open suse, something something pool towel