I tried to confirm this, but after throwing a plastic plate on the floor, it's NOT like it was before.
It now has a cat sitting on it.
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So it ended up better than before.
So you're saying all I have to do of apologize to someone, and then a cat will appear and sit on my lap, got it.
I'm saying if you hurt your partner and then go to apologize, they might already have a pussy sitting on them.
I mean, MROWWW, but it's really not worth it hurting my partner for it.
He's saying if you pet the pussy your apology might move her.
Tell the plate “you’re welcome”
“Okay now DON’T USE A PLASTIC PLATE and throw it on the floor”
Done.
“Apologise to the plate”
Done.
“Is the plate like it was before?”
Yeah
“Don’t lie☹️”
I’m not lying. The floor is covered in thick carpet.
“[WELL THAT’S NOT VERY POLITE.]”
Paper plate?
Tin
Same outcome, really.
Well then maybe Mr Sensitive should be made out of plastic instead of squishy flesh & bones & guts & feelings.
Suits the heart full of microplastics
Meanwhile, Corelle enjoyers:
Modern Corelle is breakable crap. Gotta get older stuff.
Theres still like a 10% chance of shattered ime
Yeah, but it's still way better than plastic.
Love my Corelle!
WAS?? LIES
This would read differently if the left side person has had a lot of plastic surgery done.
Say it was paper to avoid the microplasticspastics
A lot of modern "plastic" plates are actually made of a straw composite.
😒 even "paper" plates have plastics in them now.
Shit, I have ceramic plates and those things are also sturdy as hell. I'd have to slam them into the ground to break them not just drop 'em.
it's just waiting for that one weird day where you gently bump against something and instead of the expected clinking a glass sound it just shatters into dust. I had one of these shatter the other day while filling it with tap water and some of them have fallen from the counter to the tile with not even a chip or scratch.
somehow i feel i should say something about how plastics is a very good material after all, even though people keep calling it "cheap".