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[–] mech@feddit.org 101 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I tried to confirm this, but after throwing a plastic plate on the floor, it's NOT like it was before.

It now has a cat sitting on it.

[–] shirasho@feddit.online 9 points 16 hours ago

So it ended up better than before.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Apologize to the cat for not giving them a nice plate earlier.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So you're saying all I have to do of apologize to someone, and then a cat will appear and sit on my lap, got it.

[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm saying if you hurt your partner and then go to apologize, they might already have a pussy sitting on them.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

I mean, MROWWW, but it's really not worth it hurting my partner for it.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

He's saying if you pet the pussy your apology might move her.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 7 points 22 hours ago

Tell the plate “you’re welcome”