this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 56 minutes ago
[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wear the warning label as a skirt sometimes too, I think ❤️

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 9 hours ago

Loincloth (loinpaper?).

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is that even a skirt at that point? Or is it just a belt?

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Lets be honest, put a spaghetti strap belt through those loops and you can curtains you can part at the front (or back) so your neighbours can see your rug.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 44 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

God forbid a girl wants a little airflow

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Do you hear that whistling noise?

Whistling noise?

Yeah, it's everywhere we go.

Hmm, weird. I don't hear anything. It's you.

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago

I paid for the birth control and I'm using all of it

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

No shot this is real

[–] tyler@programming.dev 111 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I knew who posted this before looking at the username.

[–] joostjakob@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I know this would be the top comment before looking at the comments

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 22 hours ago
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 62 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Violet, I'm glad you're getting so much positive attention from random internet strangers. I hope that's what you need.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Yoo it's Violet. Keep on horny posting

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hang on, I’m getting popcorn.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That is not a skirt, it's a necklace

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 36 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Leg'lace, what do you elf thighs see

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It works fine over leggings though.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd need one for each leg.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can hang bells on each hole. Would be pretty funny or cool if you can pull it off.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

A moderate tug would pull it off.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 7 points 20 hours ago

You can say that about a lot of things

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago

Instructions unclear bells bringing uncontrollably as I walk. I pulled one off and it wasn't funny. But I put it back in and it felt good. The Costco Lady wants it back but not in a hole. I tried. The security guy doesn't wanna hear about it, but they ring every time I move.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen bigger belts.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

... This made me think of basically either a cock, balls, or cock and balls, wearing a skirt.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 23 hours ago

That looks really cute. The skirt is kinda nice too.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 19 hours ago

You can see though the holes in that skirt ...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago

Leopard print sheets is an interesting choice.

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