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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Y'know what? I'd be down for a Pokemon game set in a region based on the US Deep South.

[–] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Instead of team rocket it's the KKK.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

It's all good until Gym Leader Floridaman has a team of Pokemon that only know Metronome

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago

This made me unfathomably happy

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I would name that raccoon Samus

Furry goofball lol.

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[–] Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net 8 points 2 days ago

I think I’ve made my choice

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Skunk. He can only do his move about seven times in a row, but it's Super Effective on basically everything but owls.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Owls don’t mind skunk spray?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Birds pretty much universally have little or no sense of smell. Owls are one of the few predators that actually go for skunks.

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Correct!

Great Horned Owls will also eat porcupines.

No smallish creature is safe. Foxes, turkeys, bats, fish, scorpions, snakes, other owls. You name it and it's around owl size or smaller, an owls will eat it.

Skunk spray isn't great for their eyes though. Here is an owl in with skunk sprayed eyes.

It can cause irritation or ulceration, and then animals will rub at their eyes, potentially causing further physical damage.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wouldn't call turkeys smallish, they're certainly larger than owls. At least the ones running the Twin Cities streets like gangs, they're the size of freaking ponies.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would you spray skunk in that poor owls eyes

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He looked at me funny after I told him not to.

Thankfully I've only been in the building once so far when a skunk decided to blast us. The skunk baby was usually sweet and easygoing, but he sprayed 3 or 4 times in the clinic in a week.

It turned out the one pair of gloves (the orange ones) would freak it out and it would blast whomever was going to grab it. At least it was so small it barely had any booty juice, but skunk smell indoors is no joke. 🤢

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Raccoon isn’t getting enough love.

There’s a raccoon who’s obsessed with my barbecue, so maybe I can tame him

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Ive been trying to convince my friends its the obvious choice, its got the tankiness of the possum and bonuses to crime

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's just most of North America.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No possums in my area, never seen one any where near. We have raccoons in small numbers. And skunk in small numbers too. Maybe swap for squirrels and you would be closer to the US.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago

It depends on what party of the country you're in, really. I've got all 3 where I'm at.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Beavers are more widespread than any squirrel species and gets us the water type.

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

In my neck of the woods you swap out the possum for a badger

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

I choose Stinkachu!

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Raccoons are smart and have thumbs. I have to go with this guy 🦝 👍

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Possums eat spiders. So there's that.

They're also very resistant to rabies so that's a plus they ever bite someone.

[–] Sunbutt23@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Possum plays dead. It’s not very effective.”

“Possum takes critical damage “

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Raccoon for sure. Sure possums are cute, but raccoons are smart and adorable and mischievous

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Tough call between raccoon and possum but I gotta go with my boi possum.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 1 day ago

That coon well fed as fuck!

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

Skunk.

I will get banned from animal fighting immediately, however, I will also get the people there sprayed, making them incredibly easy to identify and catch.

Yeah, that's right. I'm a mole.

Raccoon no doubt. The theft stat is OP

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So our options are:

  • powerful but not afraid to lash out at you.
  • strong secondary abilities but you will stink forever.
  • terrible stats but will not hurt you.

Ya know, I don't think we should be doing animal pit fights with local wildlife, or at all maybe.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coons have hands just sayin

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, beats covering your balls with peanut butter

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Trash Panda, GO!

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago

The skunk is definitely a poison type.

[–] bananabenana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Two of these are Fire/Fighting types

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

They are the starters for the entire Eastern United States!

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Starters?? You fool, those are regional legendaries! Do not approach them! You don't have the skills!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A friend of mine actually has a skunk as a pet.

[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Cute little critters.

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