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Dull Men's Club

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1. Relevant commentary on your own dull life. Posts should be about your own dull, lived experience. This is our most important rule. Direct questions, random thoughts, comment baiting, advice seeking, many uses of "discuss" rarely comply with this rule.

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Use a search engine, a tradesperson, Reddit, friends, a specialist Facebook group, apps, Wikipedia, an AI chat, a reverse image search etc. to answer simple questions or identify objects. Also see rule 1, “comment baiting”.

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm concerned you don't understand how fantastically non-dull this is.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At this point it seems likely they have at least one dull drill bit.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A dull, and valid, point. So to say.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Man, you guys are sharp

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

Carbide/diamond rotary hammer bits don't really "cut" as much as they turn concrete into to dust a little bit at a time. Interestingly, that dust then help to abrade any steel you might encounter along the way.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks pretty boring to me.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know the difference between drilling and boring? Drilling is when you use a rotating tool to make a hole, boring is sitting around and talking about it.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago

I figured a hole is too dull, but a hole in a vault puts it right into the sweet spot

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh come on mate, you can’t just post lower effort comment and get more likes

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm the Confucius of shitposting.

If a meme shits in your post, does it make a sound?

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I worked in a place that was built on a vault. They used it for storage. I wouldn’t go in but they showed me, and told the tale of someone who did indeed get stuck in the vault a few years before.

They installed a phone in there after that happened.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

They were VERY shaken up, but okay. They were in there for almost an hour. They were found when someone who was still there (working late) was like “uhhhh has anyone seen Marsha?” and nobody had, so they started searching.

The building is large and there are six floors. The vault was in B1.

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That folding ruler is the only thing preventing the door to shut close and trap you in the vault forever.

I guess you can drill a bigger hole in the wall to escape.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, bit there is actually a pice of wood in the door that does that. I wasn't even concerned at all

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean no offense but I kinda feel people like you and the box guy should be banned from this sub. You guys just don't get what dull means. I just imagine you guys must be like double agent ninja astronaughts so all this stuff is dull to you.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah i can see that. I guess my thinking is that it's a pretty dull job, just cranking the machine until you're done, not something even interesting enough to post. But the fact that it was a thick vault wall, made it just interesting enough to not just be boring. But the reactions here definitely say otherwise.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My heart rate increased just reading this. I bet there were diamonds involved also, you monster!

e: oh no, there were! I think I'm having the vapors.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

So much boring makes it mildly interesting to be honest.

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

leminal.space

Can I take a second to swoon over your instance name?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I hadn't noticed. You're right, that's just...fantastic.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP is planning something big.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God i wish. Drilling in drom the outaide would've been the ultimate dream.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, man. You gotta build a false wall in tje vault and then hide in it and drill out in the dead of night.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Well damn. I thought about drilling in and then let a cat go through. But so far that only results in a trapped cat.

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[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

I have been doing electrical work on converting two different banks to two different restaurants.

Oh boy, getting a new cable inside the vault, quite a job.

On other there was door drawn in the plans from kitchen to office. The workers started doing carving the wall in nice door shape. After 20cm (8 inches), they took longest drill they had onsite, and tested how far they needed to still go. It didn't come through the other side. After 20 years today, there is door shape 20cm incline in the kitchen.

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Anyway today, the boys and I at the emergency room had to remove a concrete doughnut around a very twisted...

[–] Arnl@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Libb@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

RIP the little that was already left of my brain, after I figured it out :p

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey i'm just a guy with a big drill.

But i think to hook up a vent, because it gets reused as a kitchen.

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[–] kuoushi@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It makes the wall go faster.

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[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We've seen the hole, we've seen the door, to complete the story can we see the drill?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately i underestimated how interesting it is. So i already went home.

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[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude.... you've got to give specifics. How long did it take, what type of bit, how many, all the good stuff..

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

From start to finish it took like 3 hours. But a lot of the time was making sure the water doesn't go everywhere and because there was no close water access, i had to use a manual water pump thingy, which i had to refill again and again. The bits are pretty much all the same, some diamond crown bits. They last quite a long time if you don't overheat them.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Need a 18 inch dick for glory there.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Was this some roundabout attempt to initiate the viral success of The Safe?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Shit, he breached the outer wall!

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