Damn, bro is actually kind of good
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There was a gamming community many years ago named heat.com, their motto stuck with me:
'Kill pixels, not people.'
We all express similar things different ways. There are no new stories, just fonts.
Don't mock the battle monk.
Religion is the counter strike of the masses
- Karl Marx
Rock on.
I would agree if not for gamergate.
So... video games are universally bad because some toxic people like them?
Am I allowed to like donuts?
I used to play Left for Dead 2 with a Buddhist monk back in the day.
I might have also sold him half an ounce of weed once, after getting a good deal for a whole ounce, but I wasn't smoking enough to warrant having that much on hand. Allegedly. I imagine the experience of handing illicit substances to a monk in full regalia might have felt surreal and kinda sinful to my Christian educated ass.
Not at all, what do you think Moses was smoking when he saw the burning bush?
says gaming, religion serve similar life purposes
Glad it's a Buddhist saying this. My knee-jerk was to compare the benign influence of violent videogames to the radicalizing influence of violent religions.
This may just be my lack of familiarity with Buddhism, but my understanding is they're generally pretty chill and actually make a positive impact on society. Other religions, not so much.
Buddhism is less of a religion and more of a philosophical code imo. Not everyone treats it that way though
This reads like an advertisement for Buddism, if written by Larry David.
"Try Buddism. It's pretttyyyyy pretttyyyyyyy chill."
There's an Instagram account where a Japanese guy writes the Buddhist mantra (not sure if that's the correct English term) every time he kills an enemy in Super Mario. It's actually really funny.
My mans playing CS2 what a goat
I dont see any flaw in that logic.
Many people say playing CS, which is a violent and bloody game, will lead him to hell because it is not something a religious man should do.
He's a Buddhist, he's already in hell (since Buddhists believe that if you reincarnate you failed to achieve Nirvana and you are still suffering).
Hell NG+
Finally, someone who just gets it!
Buddhists believe in hell realms that are worse than Earth. Wicked souls reincarnate as hell beings, and it takes much longer than a normal human lifetime to work off the negative karma and have another chance at rebirth into a higher realm. Being born as a human is fortunate and rare in the cosmic scope of things.
Y'all won't be laughing when he pulls off a hadouken or a spirit bomb.
I thought Buddhist monks have made a vow to live a life of nothingness with no technology and no outside influences. How did he get access to screens and technology? Wouldn't he be exiled from the monastery for bringing in such things?
That is the amish.
Some sects allow computer and cellphone use. I'd imagine there's different sects of Buddhist monks with varying thoughts on the topic.
Nah, not all monastic orders are the same at all
I thought Christian pastors have made a vow to serve the Lord and abstain from monetization of the church. How did they get access to little boys holes? Wouldn't they be exiled from the church for raping kids?
Ah, you're likening this videogame-playing monk to those guys? Then clearly something ain't right here.
It's hyperbolic. An exaggerated example to prove a point.
A better example would be the Amish. There are multiple different sects that allow varying use of technology, with some allowing computers and phones.
I don't know about this dude, but also not all monks are, like, born into a monetary and raised in it. So probably he played videogames when he was younger, and argued as an adult that they're not that bad.
Some monks may do that but it's not common to fully insulate themselves, or they may temporarily spend time away from society focused only on dhamma study but otherwise will read the news and engage in activism and wordly things plenty. They don't handle money and avoid alcohol, sex and drugs etc usually but still have recreation and even fight in militaries at times. Many monks and buddhist lay people specifically take a vow to remain in the worldly sphere (as a "Bodhisattva") so they can use their experience and conditioning to help guide other people out of the suffering of the mundane world.
how is this oniony
I feel like if you have to say it's okay,/good because your religion says so, it's cause you actually feel some shame about doing it and are looking for a way to excuse if to yourself and others.
I personally don't think there is anything wrong with gaming hobbies. Though some people are addicted. And then it's a problem.
Maybe he should just say he likes games. That's fine.
God told me it's good to play games.
God told me I should definitely take a 2nd wife and it should be that 15 year old Tina.
God told me I'm allowed to own everything and make everyone pay me for living on my land.
Rather Buddhist (I know Buddhism is atheist) or secular or whatever. Everyone always says their religion says they get to do what they want. Weird how it's always "God says I get to ". And "God says you can't". But never the other way around.
I dont understand, where in the article does it say his religion told him gaming was good? If you are referring to the part about killing people in games, which is allowed under buddhist rules, that is him explaining how those two things dont collide (which many would assume), its not an excuse like you make it sound. Maybe you misunderstood his statements.
Yeah I definitely misread the title