As a guy with long hair, I don't need a girlfriend for my floor to be covered in shed hair.
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can confirm. as a guy with a shed, I don’t need long for my girlfriend to be covered in floor hair.
I started growing my hair out unintentionally, I just stopped getting it cut during the pandemic.
I've found a hair wrapped around my balls more than once. Those fucking things love to go spelunking, man.
I have short hair. But still I'd say 1/5 trips to the bathroom lead to me finding a long hair wrapped around my dick/balls. My girl sheds like a dog but still has crazy thick hair.
I have Lapphunds. I regularly find dog hair around my genital region. I don't know how, but based on the dryer's lint filter, I think it hides in my fresh underwear. The same thing happens to my partner. A couple seconds of inspection has become part of oral foreplay because too many times someone's had to deal with a dog hair stuck on their tongue.
We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. I told her she almost circumcised me.
growing up with three women I had pretty much every nighmare scenario with shed hair. the worst was the few times they managed to magically work their way into an orifice. I found one up my ass a couple times (no I didn't eat them jesus those were way too long to eat on accident) and at least once one managed to worm its way into my urethra. pulling them out was an awful sensation I wont ever forget. I really hope it doesn't happen again now that I'm growing my hair out lol.
Still better than a cat.
My hair is worse than cat's hair for sure
I have long hair that falls of constantly due to the sheer amount and density. Way worse than my partners. And we also just got a cat. Needless to say we are looking into getting a roomba or something of these likes.
Then you'll just be spending all your time cutting hair out of your Roomba's rollers.
True
My love for short-haired girls is half fetish, half convenience.
I'm beginning to understand that.
This is why I stick with short-haired breeds, like instead of a girlfriend I just have a boyfriend. No hair pins anywhere in the house that I know of, just short and curly body hair everywhere, cause we're hairy dudes and all. But definitely no hair pins.
Fair point
All the dudes I've dated had long Sephiroth hair lol
Counter point: I'm a guy with long hair. Hair bands everywhere
At least they'll be useful for picking locks after 2077.
Get a shower drain with a removable catch basket, even if it means having tile work done. It will pay dividends in the future lack of plumbing bills.
Unless you rent, then encourage her to brush her hair in the shower.
My wife just sticks her fallen hair on the wall tiles. From the moment I first saw it I knew she was a keeper.
does she write creepy messages in her hair, then give you a hard time about it because she thinks hair is gross?
they got these drain dealies at the store. you snake em down like a meter into the drain, then pull em back out and they pull up all of your wife's hair (what has your wife been doing in my shower, square?). they cost like a buck for three and i go through like one every three years.
Already got one and I'm not a bad pipefitter when needed anyway.
Got a stainless steel TubShroom for our home recently. It's been awesome.
But now you have a supply of ponytail holders!
Super useful and also a great cat toy, UNDER SUPERVISION. (My cat had to have a bunch of them endoscoped out of her belly, so keep track of yours)
I have had plenty of girlfriends in my 45 years, and none of them used bobby pins. My mother had some that she never used, though. By the time I came around, she had had enough with the long hair life and went short.
Rip lesbian polycule
Get a powered spinny sucky attachment thing
And your hoodies start to disappear
meanwhile at girlfriend's house
"where the FUCK are all my bobby pins!?!?"
Where on their bobbies do they put these?
Did the etymology deep dive, a bob is a hairstyle