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If I had a time machine, I would go back to a moment when Jay-Z wasn't busy at lunch and ask him for business advice (hexbear.net)

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While you're creating value for history, his wisdom will create historic value for me.

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I had a time machine I would ~~go back in time and suck myself off~~

Sorry, I meant I would go back in time and suck myself off.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I haven't seen future me yet so I didn't choose that, but I have LOTS of good business ideas so I probably met Jay-Z and then killed my past-me to take its place.