I hope you tipped generously.
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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Yes, but just the tip.
Money from their mutual vacation fund
That's one well-constructed stripper pole.
After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it
I had German engineers build me a shower one time.
That was a mistake.
Won't it let you shower until you "das Fenster gekippt hast"
It's all fun and gas, you can take it
Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.
Did...
Did he subscribe?
There's no follow up.
Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Just remember,
There is no sex in the champagne room.
If a girl have a pierced tongue, she'll probably gonna suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably gonna suck your dick.
Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.
I love how one typo opens up both "women" and "we men" possibilities
What was her stripper name?
The stripper's name? Albert Einstein.
That Einstein's name? George Washington.
That Washington's name?
Stripper McStripperFace
Well, that's the kind of moniker that'll get you remembered in all but a few circles!
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