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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 79 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Are we more concerned with why the teacher finds Arby’s sexual?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 85 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Boys of that age laughing has a high chance of being somehow sexual.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Boys of any age laughing has a high chance of being somehow sexual.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

38 yo boy here. Can confirm.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

Anything a middle schooler does is inherently suspect. The first thing you learn teaching middle school is that they are always trying to fuck with you, and anything like this is extremely suspicious.

[–] EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago

JFC I almost spit my coffee across the table. It was closer than I'd like to admit.

Ten points to house Flappy Meats!

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 weeks ago

It's 8th grade boys, they wouldn't bother if they couldn't find some way to make it an innuendo.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you unaware of people comparing female anatomy to roast beef sandwiches bc thats been a thing for my whole life

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I always get the beef and cheddar, but no red ranch sauce.

Then I ask if anyone in the room would like their pussy eaten!

It's just considerate! It would be rude not to...

[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I told them it was not professional

They are eight graders. What the hell is wrong with teachers?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

? Being able to give a professional presentation is a pretty crucial job skill. My seventh graders are presenting for me next week.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, the boys coordinating and being on the same page is impressive. I hope your seventh graders have half that dedication.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Seeing what the kiddos make is my favorite part.

Sometimes my heart gets broken - like once my high schoolers had to solder and build a prototype device using the components I provided to them, any function, they just had to create a slide show where they pitched their device to me as an investor. IE - this is a project I thought a lot about, spent real cash dollars on, figured out to teach a bunch of high schoolers to solder without them causing me to need to feel out paperwork…. I had two refuse to present. Was devastating to me, one kid in particular I was really surprised by, one I expected.

But usually it works out that I get to see a few that make me very happy. I try to suss out nascent interests that I can draw out. A project lets you find ways to help a student flavor it around marine biology or welding or something they actually like and will spend time researching. I also try to learn more shit about the world all the time and unleashing the mental processing power of a bunch of children can be a fun way to do that.

~~seeing balaclava/baklava mixed up makes me feel better about when I did it as a college student~~

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've found that injecting a bit of humor in my presentations goes a long way.

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Phrasing wise, yeah what they said wouldn’t work and this person is clearly early career. The most effective response to this (when it’s something I want to stop) is calling it “auraless” or “odd” behavior with varying intonation based on age group.

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's 100% sexual and 100% healthy for them to be laughing at it.

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The one time id actually watch celeb porn and it's not there

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 weeks ago

Class solidarity?

[–] IndignantIguana@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"not professional", bah. Beat them at their own game. Tell them it's evident they have much to learn, so we will be spending the next three weeks on sex education.

[–] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Brought to you by… checks notes … Dirty Dick’s Crab House?

These boys have The Meats.