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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 55 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is only true for 3rd party software on Windows.
All native Microsoft software is called Copilot.

My favorite Linux software name is "Kröhnkite", a script to add tiling WM functionality to KDE Plasma.
The dev named it after Kröhnkite because it starts with a K and looks nice.
My second favorite is RebeccaBlackOS. A Linux distro that has nothing to do with Rebecca Black, not even artwork. The dev just called it that cause he's a fan of hers.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My music recommendation algorithm recommended me Rebecca Black the other day.

Honestly, wasn’t bad, and much respect to her for getting so much shit as a 14 year old and still sticking with the thing she liked doing. I know she came across as a spoiled silver spooned rich kid so we all made fun of her, but she’s got real spine.

Anyways. There’s also an Among Us OS called AmogOS

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Highly recommend her Last Meals episode, she seems like a genuinely good person

https://youtu.be/LhiJP_dO0cs

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew rich kids back in the day and I'm like. Bad how your parents got money but thank God for your psyche that all those things your parents bought and did for you as a teen didn't make it to the internet.

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whys it wrong for people to have rich parents? I've learned so much from the annual European holiday and had an infinitely better education as the result of private school.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cause it's at the extends of people who didn't get learned from there're yearly annual Europa trip, and that there fancy private educamation.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck, I missed that release. Was it dank?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It got you higher than a sequoia (I looked it up, it was jokingly proposed as a name for what became 10.10 Yosemite)

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[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah because ALL KDE APPS START WITH K!!

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

i hate that the notepad app is called kate and the icon does not resemble notepad in any way. also it does too much, with default settings it gets in my way. fuck you kate! just be a fucking notepad!

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not sure if that's bait. Kate is more editor-y (code collapse, LSP server capability, compile commands, GIT stuff), the notepad only (that Kate is based on, if you have Kate you have both) is KWrite and it does have a white-square-with-lines-on-it icon.

Funnily enough (despite using Kate as my editor) I use Featherpad for simple text (and that has a better icon than KWrite) and I also don't even use KDE, but this is the least of my Linux problems right now.

[–] 123@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Calc -> opens libre office spreadsheets because the calculator is kalc or kcalc or some dumb shit

Fffffffuuuuuuuuuu

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe doesn't help if you just want a stock KDE system, but I really like qalculate-qt (though for me this was more about moving on from galculator when it went over to CSD).

[–] T156@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair, that is a similar problem, just with a q instead of a k.

You'd need to know the name of the calculator to access it, if you don't have a dedicated button to load it, or a menu to find it in.

If it's your first time on linux, you might well think it doesn't have a calculator at all.

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[–] TuxMark5@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You may want to use kwrite if kate is too much.

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[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You're using the wrong app. The notepad-like editor for KDE is called KWrite, the icon is exactly as you'd expect it. Kate is an advanced plugin-based editor with IDE-like features.

[–] CannedCairn@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I love Kate and used it as my primary coding editor for like a decade.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Are you also a nano fan? (best command line editor ever, from the POV of tech support walking a Linux n00b through editing config files. Also can do syntax highlighting if if set it up properly.)

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[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 4 points 3 weeks ago

KWrite exists, it is a stripped down release of Kate, even built from the same source.

[–] LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

But the command key is OS...

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Examples:

  • 🍎 Bonjour
  • 🍎 QuickTime
  • 🪟 Windows Embedded POSReady 2009
  • 🪟 Internet Explorer 6
  • 🐧 BitchX (IRC client)
  • 🐧 Gigolo (remote FS manager)
[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yes it definitely counts.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you have any doubt, look up the gimp 2.7.2 splash screen (hint: cage tool, ~~I don't know~~ what feature the goat* lady represents though).

* Quote:

the goat is a reference to GEGL, a technology for doing non-destructive editing, that was slowly being integrated with gimp around this time (GEGL's unofficial mascot is a 5-legged goat, from the alternative acronym definition "Genetically Engineered Goat, Large.")

[–] percent@infosec.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, I haven't heard of BitchX in many years! Decades, I think. Thanks for bringing up some old memories 🙂

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

KDE should never form a clan though.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

https://clan.lol/docs/25.11

Edit: oh, took me a second. I just thought you should know there is a tool called clan already and you can use it to run kde on all your machines

[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly my favorite software name for any program ever is 'obtainium'

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And then the next version on Windows is Internet Manager Cloud Freedom Suite (CFS), and it costs $199/month.

[–] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

~Internet Manager Cloud Freedom Suite~

Copilot

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alternatively something with recursion :D

[–] Phunter@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'd like to propose "Clickorice" be picked up as an OS/app name please.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

And then make it game where you just click falling pieces of rice.

... What, did you think it was something else?

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dear God. A game a chicken could beat. Does it have interesting backgrounds or a solid soundtrack at least? Why am I terrorizing myself thinking about this? It's complete nonsense trash, yet, you know people absolutely would play that. I don't know why. Maybe dementia.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean its basically just a digital version of popping bubble wrap.

Sure, give it a soundtrack, flashy visuals, achievements, ... why not?

The rice could just... all spawn in at once, random locations, then you're timed... or maybe it keeps spawning in, some kind of function of how much rice is onscreen.

Maybe it has physics, maybe its top down, maybe its side on.

... Maybe there are other chickens and its hungry hungry hippos.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some levels tilt with the phone, some levels are under water...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It would actually be extremely funny to make certain grains of rice or certain levels have the rice respond to your phone gyros, where normally this does not happen.

Oh hey why not:

Some rice jumps when you blink.

Other rice jumps when a loud noise happens.

Fuck it:

If you sing the equivalent of an OoT song, the rice does something game mechanically useful.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Uri@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

Like the first time I mentioned XMPP to a friend 🙂

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

More likely to be called "Professional" than "Extreme" at Microsoft, but, yeah, spot on.

[–] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Linux names really just sound like someone mashed the keyboard and said yeah, that’s the one 😭

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