this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Apocalypteroid@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 month ago

Just a bit up tight is all

[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's for 400ml jars, it says so on the packaging.

[–] Globochan@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, it was a bad pun. Let's move on.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Nuh unh, I didn't miss the joke you did!

Now kiss without shirts on

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 month ago

And for four millions years, too!

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

You can't talk to him that way, this flips my lid

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Amro@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Lid knows. Just not telling you

[–] D@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Ugh, lid is always sucking up to jar... I know lid fills a void in jar's life, but sometimes it feels like they just need to let jar breathe every once and a while.