I still think he's obsessed with Greenland because he's too stupid to understand mercator projection.
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Me too. It's right on brand for Trump believing only he understands something despite the reality that all the facts, logic, information, and data say he's wrong. Starting from when he was a kid - he saw Greenland was really, really big. He knows it's true. It doesn't matter what anybody else says!
"It's BIG, and I WANT IT!"
REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!
Quality tagline
He wants to turn the big ice into bigly running good water
Crash out Trump is the funniest Trump.
We need to start using TACO Trump to get him to collapse NATO.
Thank you for your attention to this Allah
REMEMBER GREENLAND.
~~Remember the Alamo.~~
THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!
That really makes me laugh. What a nutjob Trump is.
I feel bad for Greenland, but if it's between them or Cuba getting invaded next...
What, pray tell, have the inuits done?
Just an fyi, inuit is already plural (singular is inuk)
That is true, but inuit writers when writing in other languages will use "Inuits" (English) or "Inuitter" (Danish).
Like if sermitsiaq uses it, it has to be at least colloquially accepted. But you're right that proper use of Kalaallisut in English would be inuk/inuit
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I found this in a Bluesky thread about Trump being emo.
Cut my Strait into pieces. This is my last transport.
Suffocation, no petro
Don't give a fuck if I cut funding to NATO
I'm glad half the fascists in the country don't understand that NATO is the US
See, that's the problem with naming your private militia 'ICE'. And insisting on typing in all caps. It's a bit like Kojima insisting on calling characters things like "tomorrow". Is Greenland already under the control of ICE? Can you really see me, tomorrow?
Someone tell him Greenland is blocking the northwest passage
Imagine being a president of another country and being forced to sit with him in 1 room on an international meeting.
Tbh they probably don't mind. He's such a manipulable, weak-willed, cowardly loser that they probably love the opportunity to rewrite his entire brain/worldview for a while. Worst case nothing changes because the people who normally surround him rewrite his brain again before he can do anything, best case he does something beneficial to you because you convinced him it would Make America Great Again™
The only ones who seem to truly suffer in his presence are other weak-willed losers like Zelensky
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Oh I'm imagining
is this guy about to pop? he looks like he's about to pop.
Has Isn'trael been jawboning about starting hostilities with Turkiye? That'll be a real test for the alliance.
But what is richly run piece of ice?
Maybe titanic iceberg, the unsung direct action hero of atlantic 🙏1911-1912🙏
They say the Titanic sunk because it hit an iceberg, but how come no ice chunks are found at the wreckage site on the sea floor? Wake up chumps!
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and nato was his nameo
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