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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
Is this what it means when you use the phrase "getting railed"?
I stand behind this policy proposal.
Everyone worried about population decline needs to read this.
I mean, 2 girls kicking it wild style tends not to result in children that often, but God bless them for trying.
Hmmm. You think maybe we let men use the rails too? Like dirty hobos? Big ol sweaty hobos, confined in a freight car for hours on end with nothing else to do?
Averaging it out, 25-45% of potential pairings would result in compatible gametes so I say let's get some maglevs.
Just like how the train caused massive changes to human genetics, 40 minute booty calls would do even more.
wait the train caused genetic changes? this is the first time i've heard of that
Bicycles even more.
Fall in love with someone 5 kilometers away was suddenly possible.
I first heard about it James Burkes' "Connections" series. People could now meet romantic partners hundreds of miles away.
Unless one is trans. Still doesn't result in children often, but at least there's a chance!
MTF + FTM = babby forms, mebbe
Good. GOOOD! There's too many people on Earth, it is oh so so crowded. We aren't appreciated as is, and now you want to squeeze more people on it?
Our governments go out of their way to subtly make every aspect of our lives a living hell on purpose, don't be fooled. You can tell by thr red tape, the stoplight for pedestrians turning red just a moment before they can make it accross, while cars have a long green period.
The way partialy disabled people are expected to work as much as an able-bodied person, even if just having their disability diagnosed makes them unemployable.
The way they paternalize you by restricting drugs that aren't even narcotic, stimulant, hallucinogen or addictive, just so you can't treat yourself, and you have to go through the corrupt medical system, and play the price is right with bribes.
Maybe the doctor is a moron, or just feels like fucking you over, tf do you do?
You are blamed for needing anything, and if you don't need anything, people just asume you are where you are because you wasted money, or got high, or whatever.
Your co-workers with smiling faces, actively see you as a threat, and try to fuck you over in any way possible, the people you have to see every day.
Why push a child into this world?
Hear hear!
Mrrrroooow :3 (I'm the one doing the hornyposting)
are you near a public transit hub?
I live in NYC near several subway stations so I would say I'm about maybe 30 minutes from Penn Station :3
hopefully OP is on her way. don't lose hope
Society would be categorically better if this were achieved.
Hilariously this does broadly coincide with a political desire to increase the birth rate.
Maglev shit, we need to be investing in teleport technology. Instead, any breakthroughs are being hushed up by Big Border.
Forget teleportation we need pocket dimension housing so don't need to worry about transportation
I've never agreed more with the sentiment in my life.
Literally impossible in certain countries.
Depends on where the horniness is coming from, if it's from prog(esterone?) like the op said and it's tied to hormonal cycles then you maybe got a day to get over there.
China claims its T-Flight vacuum-tube maglev train has set a world speed record in prototype testing. It's eventually targeting at least 1,000 km/h, significantly quicker than an airliner https://newatlas.com/transport/china-vacuum-maglev/
ill need to do the calculations.
Yeah, surprisingly even at those speeds, you’re looking at over 4 hours from one side of the US to another.
which is 2 hours 20 minutes faster than flying from jfk to lax, and the prog has a half life of between 9-16 hours with peak levels between 1-8 hours so in theory you could take the train and still have 4-5 hours to romp
That's the problem.
No, you misunderstand. It is literally impossible, with current technology, to achieve the desired metric because of the sheer size of some countries.
Even if you somehow managed to have a fleet of Blackbirds at your disposal for instant public transport, it would take well over an hour to reach one end of the US/Canada to the other, just as an example.
Ah, but ICBMs have a response time of 25 to 30 minutes. So we simply need to remove the warheads and replace them with horny people. This would have the additional benefit of advancing nuclear disarmament.
Of course there would need to be a way to safely decelerate the payload and land at the destination, but that's just details.
We can have a lil exaggeration for effect tho, as a treat
Guess we need to make the technology more efficient then. Don't you understand? This girl wants to fuck other girls.
The most critical issue of our time
Agreed!
(Not saying this just because I'm horny right now, but because I will also be horny later ...)
MATH! Estimated width of the US: 4506km Fastest maglev train: 600km/h Time to go cross country for sapphic love: 7 hours, 31 minutes.
We need faster maglev trains, or maglev trains with comfy beds. I'll be there in the morning.
By what metric? Size? Terrain?
Hawaii is a 10/11 hour flight from certain parts of the us.
Alaska is 11/12 hours to Florida, 14/15 to Puerto Rico.
Even if you don’t want to include those, it’s 6/7 hours from Seattle to Miami.
Yukon to Newfoundland is 6/7 hours.
These exclude boarding times and such.
Even if you went with current high speed trains, and exclude continental breaks between land masses, you’re talking about quite a few hours.
Good luck staying horny that long.
Good luck staying horny that long.
What part of "all policy should bend to serve this goal" did you not understand? We're not done 'til we have $40 hypersonic suborbital flights, and if it takes a greater than Manhattan Project or Apollo level of effort to get there then, damn it, that's what we'll have to do!
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