And VLC is still on Xitter.
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Maybe because VLC is actually useful
Unlike Microslop Outlook, there's a program that doesn't break when you lose internet connection.
The asshats for some reason felt that they needed to reinvent it as basically a web app and it’s broken in so many ways, and I think it’s lost feature parity with mobile and Mac instead of gaining. Sheer incompetence.
Our service desk were forbidden from moving over on release because new outlook can't modify the subject of an email, so we couldn't add ticket numbers. They've been using this feature since outlook was released.
I did some reading on forums and thousands of people rely on this feature and noticed it missing. Not sure if its been added yet because I still use "classic".
Can't wait for the day Satya Nadella gets fired, hopefully it will happen when the AI bubble bursts
He's going to keep all his wealth and maybe stroll into a high paying "consulting" gig. It's unfair. it's unjust. People who are bad at their jobs and making the world worse do not deserve immense wealth and comfort.
It's incredibly frustrating. I'm starting to think the only way out of poverty is immense crime.
If you choose that route, make sure it's immense enough that you'll never be prosecuted for it.
The way I see it: Corporate web apps (like Microsoft's) are evidence that the maker is putting administrative concerns ahead of user experience concerns. They're catering to the people who actually pay for this stuff, not to the users.
I pulled this off reddit. I know that's gross, but this was too good not to share.
Think of it this way:
Every time you steal from Reddit, you're saving thousands of Lemmy folks a visit there, and Spez loses more traffic.
Keep doing it.

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Agreed. VLC is the bomb - they deserve the attention and praise.
15 years ago I downloaded VLC on a flash drive with all the episodes of Yu Yu Hakusho and I’ve been using it ever since to watch wherever. Works like a charm.
Browsing reddit may feel gross, but just like the screenshots at !greentext@sh.itjust.works, we need people to sort through the waste and find the gems.
I won't go back but if you share direct links or rehost here that's a good thing for this side of fedi.

Years ago I when I wrote software for a living, I had an argument with a colleague, and I tried to explain to him:
The "supported" closed-source library he wanted to use was pretty popular because it was marketed by a huge company with a marketing department, or because it had a first-mover advantage, or because there were training events and books built around it, etc.
The unsupported free open-source library I wanted to use was the most popular library of its kind in the whole world. And it got to that position without any of those advantages.
What does that suggest about their relative usefulness? The open source community is closer to being a real meritocracy. The number one app or library is probably number one for non-structural reasons.
I think the main reason most companies choose closed source is because management gets a hard-on for the thought of having someone to complain to. If they can't call meetings with someone responsible and demand a quick fix, what use do they still have? All you can with open source is fix it yourself or create an issue. Neither requires a manager.
Gotta feel cool to have your software support the people doing the "real" work.
It is the year 2,002,026.
Humanity has conquered capitalism and moved off of Earth. Disease and accidental death have been eradicated. We've invented marvelous and miraculous technologies and used them to catapult ourselves to distant worlds.
It's an open question whether or not our descendants can rightly call themselves "human" anymore, and indeed some on far-flung planets do not.
On the planet Seffi, which we call Kepler-725c, one of those human descendants watches the end of a two-dimensional audiovisual narrative, a recent fad on the planet. They aren't watching it on a computer, per se, but on a holographic mesh device operating across a distributed cluster of nanomachines. The human descendant telepathically interfaced with it to launch the application and the narrative, and now xe marvels at how immersive and compelling the narrative was, despite being contained as it was within a two-dimensional non-interactive form.
A list of people who contributed to the construction of the narrative concludes its display, and the holomesh reverts to a waiting state, displaying a simple black panel within a white frame. And within that black panel, a small, orange-and-white triangle sits, perfectly centered. The human descendant doesn't know what it originally represented, and muses briefly about it before deactivating the holomesh and walking out of xeir home to enjoy the sunset beneath the purple-blue trees.
What porn did they take with them?
What porn did they take with them?
Whispers in The Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eilene, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and oh yeah, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Just fascinating how they all collaborated to agree to these specific titles.
They had several meetings at NASA, rigorous tests, & selected only the best for peak performance.
Somehow I feel more "represented" by VLC than I do by any of the astronauts.
I wonder why...
VLC: a free and open source video player meant to be used by literally everyone.
Astronauts: a select few chosen people with little to no health problems, in top physical and mental form one could only dream of having.
I think the Simpsons were on to something when they sent Homer to space.
I think we shouldn't make it looks like it's easy to be an astronaut. Those people are crazy. They are PhD smart and Olympic level fit. This does not come naturally.
Edit : and JB from VLC is probably one of the most interesting guy to listen to, if you find some of his talks/interviews
If only they had such high standards for the presidency
And in contrast to other pieces of software, it seems to be working.