Had a friend who did this with poison ivy. I'm still laughing decades later just thinking about it.
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Yet again foreskin havers are winning
This is the kind of stuff J.H. Kellogg was inventing corn flakes for!
And enemas, for when you've already made a mistake
Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that's coming.
stop being weird they prolly just peed... 😐
Capsaicin is non-soluble in water and basically doesn't wash off.
Neither are oils, that's why you use soap to wash. People don't become spicy for life after touching peppers
Ok, I have an experiment for you. Go touch some really hot chili peppers, then wash you hands. With soap. Three times, if you like. Then rub your eyes. Then tell me that felt absolutely fine. Go ahead, I'll wait.
I made a dish with habenaro in it, and quite a few. Washed my hands a few times during the cooking process after I finished handling the peppers. Then I went to the bathroom and had a rude awakening.
I saw a vid from Gordon Ramsey that using freshly squeezed limes to rinse your hands works against the spicy.
Like twenty years ago, I learned that the hard way... By putting in my contact lenses. To me ages to make the connection, because I didn't even touch the food, just ate in a restaurant.
And after that, he's gonna go back to eating again
may this lesson improve your hygiene
You... probably just want a steady stream of water, to flush out the irritants.
Get a detachable, flexible showerhead.
... these are also useful for things beyond flushing out irritants.
The solution in the title is a good way to get a yeast infection.
me about to ~~crank~~ Kronk one out
prolly a kink of some type
Fun fact, ginger root works great
Username almost checks out
Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?
I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.
It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.
But you did right to check, for… um, science
One of my partners more or less did this once and sent me a pic of their dick in a glass of milk lol
eyo one time, I was shaking chicken wings in habanero sauce and went to take a piss without washing my hands. I only made that mistake once.
I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂
I... wouldn't use this as lube, because I wouldn't want to just inflict this on a partner with no warning...
... but I find tiger balm on the nuts and bolt to be enjoyably painful, or, painfully enjoyable.
So yeah, masochist kink, i guess, compared to most other people?
To me the 'oddest' thing is that I'm apparently just a masochist, and not a sadist; somebody could be on their hands and knees, begging me to whip them or slap them, and I would not be able to do it, I'd actually just be purely angry that they were asking me to significantly hurt them.
Like, I never completed GTA V, because when I got to the torture scene, I nearly vomited and feinted... I just quit at that point.
Lol oh she was down to try it (we were both young, dumb and very horny). Yeah i get that, everyone has their flavour
Aha! I'm glad that you had both ... well, maybe not understood what you were getting into, but you were both informed and agreed to it, hahah!
Variety is the uh, spice of life, as they say.
FUUUUCK.
I can feel this one.
And by tomorrow your sandwich will have burnt all 3 holes.
And then theres me....using hot sauce as lube.