Oh sweet so I'm already set for April.
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i discovered One Weird Trick for reducing the chance of prostate cancer without cumming at all 
Don't trans women still have prostate though? I'm asking bc ihdk.
Most trans women retain their prostate. But trans women as a cohort are at a lower risk of prostate cancer (Although the risk is not zero!). I don't know the mechanism of that, but I suspect it has to do with hrt
It is probably because of HRT. How do they get the screenings though? Can they do to urology for that?
Both a digital rectam exam and blood test (The usual mechanisms) should (I am not an expert in trans healthcare and i am relaying stuff i remember from the slides of a single lecture that I missed) work just fine for trans women too.
Frantically jacking off 250 times on new years eve just to get my quota in
Ouch, owie
Did you ever hear of the other way to drastically reduce your risk of prostate cancer? I thought not. Itβs not a story the Cis would tell you.
Volcel? More like cancer cell
Easy
What is I do it tantric style?
I think thats what killed steve jobs
Skill issue
Tantric sex is just gooning
Hahaha no problems there amirite everyone lol hahahahahaha 
jorking my shit for my health and wellbeing
jacking off, for insurance reasons
Inevitably: I'm sorry, but unless you get those hog cranking numbers up then your insurance rates will be raised by $3000 a month. Remember, it doesn't count unless you use your new smart cockring.
M*sturbation is a sin sweetie and you will go to hell for doing it.
Race you there hihi
So how do I know which of my male friends needs to get their numbers up? What are these numbers measuring and what is their optimal range?
Sadly this is likely one of those correlation/causation things. Older men tend to ejaculate less frequently and have less of a sex drive, and being older, they are also higher risk of developing cancer.
Definitely possible but at the same time I find it hard to believe a halfway competent researcher wouldn't control for this.
I'm sure he would've, but he was also too busy making sure he had a lower risk of prostate cancer.
Hnngggg, I'm gonna PUBLISH
what a wanker
What site is that?
I think it's from the most cursed of all places: LinkedIn
What if you came over and we improved our sperm quality... haha jk... unless...
Oh interesting. Once for every day my wife isn't on her period! Finally!!! Can't wait to show her this.
Honestly tossing up whether to share this in my dnd group chat.
Why does everything smell like cum today?!
Onanism? More like Ownin' my jizm
Rookie numbers!
Been working daily to get my numbers up, then was informed it won't work because I had a vasectomy. Not sure who to believe so I guess I'll keep trying.