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Here comes the sun doodoo doo.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Howdy, neighbor! It really is such a beautiful day! It's just so lovely to see you here at the park.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's just now occuring to me how weird it is to have a playground like that just on top of a hill surrounded by a like 8 foot chain link fence with a massive gate on the front.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago

It's a dream, so it being weird actually makes sense.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It' keeps the terminators out, but the t1000's can just melt through

[–] flamingleg@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

you can't just skinwalk through a dream gate! if the t1000 got through it would look like a ditto before transforming or maybe like a metal slime from dragon quest or like a machine elf yeerk from animorphs or like...

[–] Spendius@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You wouldn't want the kids to run out into the streets and get hit by a pickup truck, right?

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] qbus@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Balls containment is always important. Got to keep them safe

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This move was so crazy I saw it when I was like 16.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

I watched this movie each weekend for like 2 years straight when i was a kid, i was addicted to this movie lol

[–] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Same, my dad recorded them off TV for me and my sister when I was like 5 and we'd watch them obsessively πŸ˜‚

[–] toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone 105 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago

β€˜Terminator 2: Judgment Day’. A great film.

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(Simpsons did it so it's eventually gonna happen.)

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is such a heartwarming scene!

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 45 points 1 day ago

It gets warmer

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

Literally warms my heart to about 300,000 Kelvin. ❀️‍πŸ”₯🫢

[–] tea@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

Seriously! I completely melted.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 day ago
[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 21 points 1 day ago

Wow, this really blew up!

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope everyone remembered to wear sunscreen!

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'll buy that for a dollar!

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 23 hours ago

I've had this scene on my mind for like a month now lol

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