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[–] juniper@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

All these residents of the imperial core correctly identified the problem but chose to engage in ironic humor with each other. Strange.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

"Fuckin' CIA..."

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Most believe owls only developed higher cognition in the last few decades due to mutations from radiation, but this suggests some owls were already there in the 2020s

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

biggs that little hamster sure was cute

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would first need to consult with an expert on the dead language of "english" to translate it into mandarin for me

[–] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

中国非常好!!!

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[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wow so there were people who understood what was going on, why didn't they do anything?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"they practiced a form of ritualised bean worship, believing that they could influence reality by entreating a being known as the Beanis to intervene in earthly affairs with its heavenly lathe."

  • Treatise on the peoples, cultures, and history of the lemmiverse. By Karl Lenin Mega-Stalin.
[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago
[–] btbt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

These guys really like beans

[–] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

"Why didn't they post more"

[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

sigh another revisionist website to purge

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

The pig had poop on its balls, funniest shit I ever saw!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The ancient dexbarians believed in a diety named beanis and they offered sacrifices to him in the form of badposting rituals which they believed will cleanse the world from the sins of the dencheitto libran empire.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

damn, we sure could've used the one true leftist. alas they were vaporized

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

“Fuck… someone should have listened to these losers”

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

The "new" internet is actually incredibly complicated, it might not even be possible to get that back online without building a new one from scratch.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

What were these "outdoor cats" and why did they cause such rage among these people?

"Wow these people would rather spend all their time posting memes than building an actual prinicpaled revolutionary organization"

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

"Mmm yeah, libs. No wonder."