As a french, I'm sick about pretty blond girls that ask about everything because they are blond girls... Yes you're beautiful, no it's not a pass you can use anytime.
yeah but, like, would you share your joint with anyone? In my culture, if you're with friends, you puff and pass. But i don't think that applies to strangers walking up and asking you for a hit.
As a Frenchman who's really into live music I would, and I do! Yeah I know, COVID and shit but in the middle of a festival, having a blast and surrounded by like-minded people, if you ask nicely and I have some to spare I'll give you a joint without thinking twice!
If you are in the middle of the festival, the joint won't transmit that much more Covid than just being together.
Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there's a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there's a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:
The guy got a little bit confused and says:
Not really related but I found it extremely funny.
We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.
This could be used as a pickup line or something lol
Every single European stereotype is true.
Sounds like something a fat stupid American would say.
fat stupid American
AKA an American.
how many layers deep is this? the stereotypical european would say something like that. Or is that the joke and I'm just too simple to understand?
Haha it's absolutely the joke mate.
I, a European, objected to being stereotyped in any way so I proved the point by being oblivious to myself doing the exact same thing.
I don't think all Americans are fat and stupid. Some are actually pretty thin as it goes...
Absolutely! I actually met the thin one at a conference once
Hey, I also met the thin American once. Small world....
as a fat stupid american, thank you for explaining the joke, mate
No worries you adorably chubby simpleton you :) x
Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to not visiting the dentist and having a more advanced sense of humour than you.
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What he was trying to politely say is βIβm not sharing my joint with vousβ
fuck why can't i live in europe. almost every day i have the opposite experience where a well meaning midwest person tries to be friendly and my brain just...stalls and does something like this
come to berlin nobody here is friendly
Have they finally rebuilt the city since the war?
It's mostly shitty pre WW2 buildings... They do look nice and give the city character I guess.
Which stereotype refuses punctuation?
Same stereotype which has a bad school system.
Every middle-aged German man is named Thomas. No exceptions.
Lol, the French one is true and I had no idea
They're almost an equivalent price now, thanks to taxes on cigarettes.
Hit me with some polish ones, i want to know
Once at a railway station in Krakow some polish guy asked me if I would like to cum in his mouth.
Mfs talmbout not needing unions, and then turning around and getting the worst work conditions and ending up in a perpetual state of "this is fine".
I would totally see myself doing that. You do me a favor Iβll do you one. Simple as.
