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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)

... The parts of the sentence after what is highlighted ... outline how vaginal fluids + cum smell like freshly husked corn.

I've uh, shucked a fair amount of corn, and also uh... I guess made my fair share of creamed corn ... and I have no idea what this person is talking about.

This is from The Stand?

Maybe Stephen King had already obliterated his sense of smell from railing lines of coke, at this point?

???

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there not a kernel of truth to it?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

_ i am going to die you are killing me..._

I can't do it.

I am legitimately too angry/bamboozelled to come up with a corn themed pun.

... A-maiz-ing.

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 11 points 2 months ago

Shucks that was clever

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... I hate that that technically continues the food metaphor...

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[wide eyes]

Are you... asking to sample the creamed corn?

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stephen King had no idea what he was writing half the time, he just fucking vomited words in a coke-fuelled spree.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I haven't read a lot of King, but something that's always stood out to me is the way he writes about sex. I get the impression that he understands what happens, but has absolutely no idea why it happens. like an alien that watched a bunch of earth porn but still has no grasp of human sexual psychology or the sensation of pleasure

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Human + Human + Cocaine = they do the sex.

This is approximately correct, yes?

The cocaine is... aphrodisiac?

Sacred part of mating ritual?

[–] BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

This was peak King on cocaine. Weird sex scenes and run on sentences.

[–] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To me it's always kinda felt like those scenes are written while approaching a climax. Like he was jerking off while he wrote it. The kind of shit that you look at with post-nut clarity and feel disgusted in yourself.

¯\(ツ)

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Dirty future corn sluts

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Perhaps I can see the future:

It is an 'unc', an elder, smugly appreciating their corniness, whilst also simultaneously being corny, by way of a visual joke that is perhaps too literal, with literal corn.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Corncaine is one hell of a drug

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Dude just really loves cranking the cob.

[–] SeraphimNova@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago
[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

Cornography

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

God, I’d forgotten how cringe these bits were. After a few chapters of that I wanted the incel character to blow them all up, especially as the neurotypical characters treated him like shit nonstop.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the longest sentence ever written and it's about corn and sex.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

The closed bracket at the end is wild

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Why did you put this in our brains. Why.

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I could not stand The Stand. It was an absolute slog from start to finish.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I didn't mind it, but I also don't remember this part at all. Maybe I didn't even read the right book 🤔

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

There were a few different editions, this might be from the 'Extended Cut', I don't remember

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This just reminds me of the best scene in Troll 2 when the witch seduces someone with a corn cob and people behind the camera throw popcorn on them when it gets more "intense".

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

clearly this woman is from Indiana

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Original CornHub material

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's the flourine smell in both that inspired this.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You might not be doing something right if all she thinks of is corn.

On the other hand, maybe that is exactly what you are going for. Cornerriffic!

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Country girls make do