Many people were harmed in the viewing of this food crime.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
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In the criminal justice system, food based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Culinary Victims Unit. These are their stories…
the real food crime is that breakfast nachos actually do exist and they're called chilaquiles. lol
I did not see the community name before clicking. I thought maybe it was like a potato wedge egg casserole or something. Had potential just from the name.
...I really should have looked at the community name first
The community should have a NSFL tag to telegraph the risk of visiting it.
Is this Vic Michalis' account? Did you just out yourself?
Gastronauts is so great
I saw that link a couple weeks ago, and fell absolutely in love with all things Dropout
Game changer and Um Actually are my all time favorites
I used to hate listening to DND streams but Dimension 20 made me come around on that. I love a session full of chaos gremlins.
Game changer and Let's Make Some Noise are mine. The roast the Pete Holmes gave Sam for the whole episode is legendary.
Could have at least used corn flakes to give off a semblance of sanity
garlic butter and tabasco
But is it good?
still finding uses for the 10lb bag of oats from costco.
awful taste and awful execution, couldn't even melt the cheese properly or get proper coverage, smh my head
Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to burn the cheese in places and undercook it elsewhere. This is no amateur food crime. This here is the work of a mastermind of incompetence.
Should be corn flakes
minor—yet valid—concern