They knew. This raised their sales by 23% and heart attack rates among aunts by 3%
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This raised their sales by 23%
That's because it's an untapped market. I don't know how many times I've gone into a Hallmark Store, and found myself completely unable to find any card to send to a special cunt. And then, when I ask the workers, they act like they don't have that sort of card at all.
Years ago I saw a lot of obscene/agressive cards in Berlin - grandmas flipping birds, punks grabbing their junk with "Fuck off" as a title, etc. Gotta stock up on them if I see them again. You're right, postcard sending is a lost art.
Not to put too fine a point on it, I think you'll find that cunts are one of the more frequently tapped markets.
OH IT IS AN A!
Maybe it was in the Australian section
What's it supposed to say? I can't see it as anything but cunt
You're seeing it the good way
"FOR A Special Gunt"
This is just from Hallmark Australia.
Australian joke card
Joke?
I remember.
I'm like 95% sure this is shopped.
Of course it is, they shopped it at the Hallmark shop!
Unless they stole it. Then it’s stoled.
I would love to know if it is.
Client?
Aunt?
You know... The one that's 'special'
Yeah, aunt makes much more sense
Yes. Precisely.
Is "Cwnt" Welsh for something?
Yes, it's short for Cwntllewnaberblaenavonarmarthenystglynnwllhelieathwyth
Pronounced "Christine"
don't forget the i's are silent.
Chrstne
I guess Larry David designed that one.
I have an aunt like that
Ligatures are so important in typesetting
They're also the little tendons that make laws work
Definitely on purpose
Cunt is fine. I'll buy it.
Billy Butcher's valentines cards dropping just before season 5
Most of these are bought as going-away gifts for coworkers
Oi. Australia mate!
Perfection. Dual purpose.
now I want actual greeting cards for "Special Cunts"
Greeting cards from Australia