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[–] Poophammer@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

A draft means the US has already lost.

Can't imagine trying to send a bunch of people who already hate you, against their will, to die for a bad cause could ever end well. We're way too interconnected, we all know the plot behind Iran. You can't scare us like in Vietnam, unless you do a bunch of false flags that will also backfire because again, we know the US does stuff like this.

Edit: Reading thread oh god i hate lefties talk about military, for a bunch of "smart" people you guys can really show your fucking asses sometimes

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 0 points 4 hours ago

Are we reading the same thread? I mostly see people reminiscing about good Rob Schnieder movies and sharing cool oneliners

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

So much for “nobody owes you anything.”

If I can’t get a job because porky doesn’t owe me one, then I’m not going to become porky’s attack dog, I don’t owe porky anything.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

This guy is a frothingfash all the warnings. dead-dove-1

https://xcancel.com/RobSchneider

[–] dead@hexbear.net 34 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Probably not what people want to hear but re-enacting the draft would be a surefire way to weaken the US military. Without the draft, the US military has formed a uniform ideology. It's mostly hogs and imperialists who choose to enlist.

If unwilling participants were forced to enlist, it would weaken the whole structure. Especially with how unpopular the US-Israel-Iran was is. If libs started getting drafted, they might start doing some actual resistance, not just like funny sign parade.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 14 points 18 hours ago

I agree 100% except I think its a good idea.

[–] bunnossin@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah... and the possibility of revolution becomes infinitely more likely if there's military support

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I hope they do it then. There is also the benefit of seeing the most dedicated imperialist foot-soldiers die before the draftees, thinning out the more dedicated fascists would be a net positive too.

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Not only is Schneider well known for being extremely divorced, hes also involved in a bourbon scam https://www.tearsoftheleft.com/

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

I think it's very nice of them to not restrict accessing this to residential block IP addresses.

[–] LetterLiker@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

my main man DC Draino

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I hate chickenhawks I hate chickenhawks I hate chickenhawks

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago

OH MY GAWD its Amy Klobuchar from outside the ring and she's throwing Schneiders!

[–] this_dude_eating_beans@hexbear.net 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This guy came into whole foods when I was working there and my co-workers were losing their shit like "oh my god I can't believe Rob Schneider is here I'm gonna get his autograph!"

He came to my section and just looked like a tiny little frail guy. I made eye contact with him and he looked as if he was going to ask me a question and I walked to the back and went to the bathroom and just sat on my phone for 20 mins.

The point of this story is that this dude could be bodied by anybody here regardless of your size and/or able-bodiedness. You would absolutely pretzel wrap this motherfucker. Don't let some little dude that wears a raincoat indoors and a matching fishing cap tell you to die for isr*el

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago

If you'd accidentally pulled say a whole lot of stuff off the stop shelf and it landed on him that would've been a traumatic event for you too.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 32 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Rob Schneider is... a fascist loser! Dum dee dum dee doo. Coming this summer!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

🎵And I'll proudly stand up, force you to fight while I'm 7,200 miles away
'cause there ain't no doubt, I love dead "kids", Moloch bless the USAAA🎵

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

damn you got those pipes warmed up today huh

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

They don't call beanis the musical fruit for nothing

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

People saying this shit never have any skin in the game.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

MFW I wish Rob Schneider didn't have any skin, in the game or otherwise

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

Rob Schnider is a Carrot! And everyone want to peel his skin off!

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I have always said. If someone who thinks we should be in a war is not on the front lines? They are full of shit. Like there are thousands of other reasons, issues, etc. But still, it pisses me off. Probably cause it's some peak coward shit.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 5 points 21 hours ago

'The Ghost Of Tehran' but he's a literal ghost

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Can we drop Rob Scneider on Iran?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

No country on earth deserves such a fate

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 22 hours ago

I'm pretty sure we can find an altitude that works for everyone

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

I can think of one actually

hamas-red-triangle

:isntrael:

Except this time it's Rob Schneider dropped on em

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago

Saying this dude is washed implies he ever had the juice.

I've avoided most of the crap he's ever been in [and Sandler's too] and my life has been better for it.

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 14 points 21 hours ago

Quick! Listen! The most washed man in history has a take!

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The book of isiah commands us to beat our schneiders into plowshares.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago

I'd settle for beating our schneiders.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Who in the world asked for his opinion?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 20 hours ago

Saying increasingly deranged shit is the only way people remember he exists.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 22 hours ago

Rob Schneider is... the draftee

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago
[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I only know this person from a Last Week Tonight segment many years ago:

"Rob Schneider doing an impromptu rendition of his famous character: The Annoying Guy Who Is Wrong"

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Took me a couple minutes of scratching my head to remember who the fuck this guy this. He was in the Grown Ups duology right?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 21 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

He's a guy who got typecast as an annoying dweeb who says wacky catchphrase. Also he stopped having a career after Adam Sandler stopped putting him in movies as a 5 second cameo.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 9 points 20 hours ago

No, doing the draft is a good idea. A job guarante plus sending everyone to isreal with guns will infact make the world better rapidly

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago

Oh shit, is that the dad from the hit children's tv show "Chip Chilla"?

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In the Army Now 2 : prankster in persia

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You just reminded me of his brownface character in Grandma's Boy

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

never throw a bong kid

[–] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago