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[–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I'm at home I wash it at the sink faucet before washing my hands.

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Same, or in fact any sufficiently private space. The wetness (from water) isn't a problem, piss (or other bodily fluids, depending on what I was up to and with whom in the bathroom) is the problem. I have unreasonably sensitive skin and get eczemas easily, so I need to keep my basement squeeky clean.

[–] observes_depths@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But now it's more wet and the question remains

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wet but clean, so my bath towel works. Or the small towels my girlfriend use to wash her face, whatever is closest.

[–] observes_depths@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair enough. Does your girlfriend know?

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, but she has lots of them. Ok, to be honest, I do this maybe half of the time, after considering if there is a chance my penis will end up in her mouth later, I want to be clean. She puts her diva cup in the sink some times and forget to rinse it, we just not easily grossed by natural body things I guess.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've never used more than a squeeze and a shake.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I'm naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip)

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

My Anaconda is usually unruly.
So I gotta do battle-rope type whipping to get the last drops out.
Creates massive sonic-booms in the urinals every time I whipcrack.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shake it once (that's fine), possibly shake it twice (that's ok), but never three times (that's playing with yourself)

[–] Flyzeyez@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I swab it out

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

hold the dancing tho

[–] Vandalismo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I squeeze it like it's a ketchup packet and then use toilet paper.

[–] zout@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Yes. It depends on the when and where.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Depends on the time and place. Whether standing or sitting and whether I was wiping anyway.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I walk away and let it airdry.

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you have enough control of the muscles, drippage is not a problem you have to worry about. I just flex a couple times to empty fully.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yep, I'm pretty sure that's the main point of underwear, anyway.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes it helps to pee sitting down.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

I have never experienced sitting down as the optimal position.

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