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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's incomprehensibly special and rare that our moon amd star are just the right size and just the right distance away for us to experience almost perfect eclipses.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've been lucky enough to see a complete solar eclipse 2 times. It's even more special because it won't be able to do that forever and it didn't always either. Genuinely one of the coolest parts of our planet rn.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That, and the, y'know, life supporting-ness.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh yeah I guess that's alright too

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but no one seems to care about that minor detail.

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It really makes you think if this planet was designed by mice or not.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No wonder the demons in Doom came to attack the base on Phobos. Janky ass turd of a moon

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Spoiler alert: there’s an even uglier one.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Earths total eclipses are wild. Most otherworldly spectacle I will witness in my life.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fully intend to do acid next time I see one.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

You better duct tape those eclipse glasses to your face

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its’s not Mars’ fault!!

Fucking Phobos. As usual

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Banks had an idea that our total solar eclipse is unique on a galactic scale and aliens for sure come to Earth to see it. So if you want to find aliens you have to monitor solar eclipse sites. I wonder is any government agency actually did it.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Really weird book that one, even for Banks. Tangents or is it Inversions?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth!

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought moons & planets always appear generally round from a distance. This lumpy irregularly-shaped Phobos looks like an asteroid.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Both Mars' moons (Phobos and Deimos) are asteroids. They're really small.

"Hydrostatic equilibrium" is the term (I think) for when a body is massive enough for its gravity to pull it into a spheroid. E.g. Ceres is about 950km in diameter and is 'round'.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Both Mars’ moons (Phobos and Deimos) are asteroids. They’re really small.

And another W for earth, get fucked mars. Is he even trying?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm today I learned that asteroids can also be moons! Was it just floating around freely like any other asteroid until it got caught into the orbit of Mars, then got stuck there forever?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Probably. It does happen.

Fun fact. Triton, Neptune's largest moon, orbits the wrong way which means it was gravitationally captured by Neptune at some point.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Some moons are just like that. Don't body shame them

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Pathetic. No wonder we haven't bothered to go there yet.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sadly Deimos disappeared during the Deimos Event.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Am I…. Getting through?”

[–] TheLamb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Caine reference? OWO

[–] Kurroth@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

My dumb arse for about five seconds "damn I didn't know Luna wasn't so round when viewed from mars".

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Big ups for Earth

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it still an eclipse if it's only a partial obscuration?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes but it isn't as cool

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stoned Cookie Monster.