Microwave: just for that, I'm giving it to you BOTH too hot and too cold
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People really don't know how to use a microwave.
They think the timer is everything.
That is like cooking everything in the oven at 450F.
Tbf most microwaves are designed in a dumb way where half power means turning on the magnetron to max power anyway just for half the time, with something like 20 second on cycles. They're like putting food into the oven to 450F but pulling it out every so often.
Seriously, is it really that fucking difficult for the average person to understand how the power setting works? My microwaved food comes out evenly-heated every time, because I'm not a fucking idiot.
It would help if most of them didn't completely cheap out on the power modulation. Most of them do this half assed PWM over like 10 seconds, so they're on at max power or off, which to be fair is a pretty unintuitive way to cook for most people. It would be much better if they just put out some fraction of full power continuously. It makes much more sense and removes the annoying complexity. Some microwaves do it but they're few and far between.
Most heating elements turn off and on real quick in order to heat up more slowly. They are electrical devices. They really don't care.
Literally every microwave I've ever known uses PWM for power control, but alternating between off and full blast still heats more evenly than just leaving it on the default non-stop full blast setting that literally everyone uses and never changes.
I've largely moved to using the air fryer / toaster oven to heat things up, but the biggest "life hack" for microwaving is doubling the time and halving the power. That, and stirring halfway through.
The real life hack is having a crappy low powered microwave so you don't even have to set it to half power.
I used to have one of those. Think it was 600W on highest setting. Only problem with it was it was tiny and barely anything fit in it. Pretty sure it was meant for RVs but it was $10 at a garage sale and I needed a microwave at the time.
Honestly 3-5 minutes at 50-60% reheats food perfectly for me most of the time.
Can confirm, lol. For breakfast, I heated up some leftover spaghetti and meatballs I made last night, and 5 minutes at 60% was the perfect amount.
Also if possible leave a void in the center of the plate/bowl. If I remember correctly something about the distribution of microwaves around something like 1" of the center are weaker than the area around it.
I think the general reason for that is more about the turntable. There are always going to be hot and cold spots in a microwave just based on how they work, they can't eliminate them. So spinning the food around means that sometimes it is in a hot spot and sometimes in a cold spot... Except the very center where it is basically just rotating in place. It is either going to be a hot or a cold spot more than likely, and whatever food is stuck there is going to burn or never cook.
So ideally, just make sure your plate isn’t centered and you’ll be good?
Only if there isn't any food at the center of the plate. If you are doing something like a bowl of soup it is better to put it toward the edge of the turntable so it moves more. Basically, you want the food to go on an adventure and see as many different places inside the microwave as possible.
Also get one that says "inverter" in the marketing(all microwaves have an inverter, but what they usually mean is it varies the power with a variable inverter, instead of just turning on for 5 seconds and then off for 5 seconds when at 50% power)
Half the power, double the time. This is how I use it and it works great for me.
skill issue
Most definitely. Learn what the power button on the microwave does, and use it every time you heat up food. The only time you should ever leave it at the default of 100%/10/HIGH is when you're boiling water.
Do you actually boil water in the microwave?

You're not using microwave save dishes. Microwave safe dishes barely heat up at all in a microwave.
Someone has NEVER used the power setting before...
I'm alway running it at full power. Doesn't decreasing the power just slow the whole process down?
It depends what you're doing.
There are meals you can make by setting the stovetop on high and leaving the pot for 30 minutes but expecting it to work for everything and blaming the tool is just showing a lack of understanding of the tool.
It seems as if there's a large chunk of multiple generations that were never taught by their guardians and teachers how to use a microwave properly.
You wouldn't use an oven the same way as a frying pan and expect the same results. Microwaves are great for some things and not for others, and can easily heat things through evenly.
It's not the fault of people who don't know though, it's a fault of their educators.
Boomers:

Have a microwave with a steam sensor perfectly cooked food everytime.
Came here to point out most microwave's auto-cook features, or just using lower power settings and longer cook times.
Mine works really well on sensor reheat unless it’s soup, then it’s gonna boil it dry after exploding it all over like a crime scene.
Western society if their citizens knew how to use the power setting:

I'm gonna ignore all the microwave oven cook experts comments and just be blunt. They don't do it like they used to anymore, I feel you OP.
This https://what-if.xkcd.com/131/ should be helpful to everyone who has these kinds of problems.
Wait more than two seconds after the microwave dings before cramming it down your gullett and maybe the temperature will be a little more even.
There is an easy solution to this.
Don't put your food in the middle.
And pause a couple times throughout to rotate and/or stir. Even if it's already on a carousel.
Also, stir.
May not be on the cheaper microwaves, but the combination of the sensor heating button and inverter technology makes reheating perfect every time.