...We can make nicotine bird feeders, which have little hookah straws, through which critters can enjoy life. 🤔
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The tobacco-toting treehopper
What tobacco? The whole point of a vape is that it doesn't burn tobacco...
They just wanted to do some alliteration
Why stop there? A terrifying tobacco-toting treehoper named Terry the terrible tarantula towers above in tree tops.
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The squirrels were sighted shortly afterwards in a poorly modified Subaru WRX.
Disposable vapes are genuinely evil. With the lithium inside the batteries they are significantly more dangerous than throwing a cigarette out your car window. They have chips inside them with metals that can be recycled and they are made of a hard plastic that'll be around for thousands if years. Whenever I mention this to people I know they agree with me that it's evil but continue to use disposable vapes because it's more convenient. I keep telling my roommates that it's massively cheaper to get a refillable one and they always agree but never buy one. Every time I go to the vape shop to get juice and coils I drop off a literal tub of disposable vapes from my roommates.
I'm so tired of people being complacent in this and I'm tired of making this rant. People will get nervous about batteries when they see a phone explode in someone's pocket but they'll throw that shit on the ground or in the trash without a second thought. Just go back to smoking if you wanna throw shit on the ground. It's better for the environment and public safety that way anyway.
Have you seen this shit?
Factory workers test 1000 of these evil contraptions per day.
it's truly evil.
Human beings will get extinct due choosing convenience instead of sustainability.
Wtf that's all kinds of messed up
Welcome to capitalism.
Consume shit that harms you while also harming poor workers and the environment
That's so incredibly messed up
It reminds me of the radium girls
I wish there was a $1/vape return scheme. Like we do here where I live with pop bottles. People would pick them out of the trash to return.
Why vape in the first place?
Using it to quit smoking is a good idea, and the only one actually.
But disposable !? FUCK ME this world is doomed...
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smoking was worse for my immediate health. -That's why i vaped.
my allergies, migraines, and other bodyaches settled way down when I switched to vaping.
Used to be a pack a day smoker. Personally I don't think it's better for my health, but I don't smell like an ash tray so I got that going for me lmao
Really? It didn't make you feel better either?
When I got rid of cigarettes and started vaping, the differences were noticeable within a week or two, and they were astronomical. No more couching, no more headaches, less difficulty breathing, more energy, no more hoarse throat. Food tasted better too!
Now, I know, this is not to say that vaping is healthy, but it does seem to suggest that it is at the very least healthier (or less unhealthy, if you want) than smoking cigarettes, unless feeling much better and getting rid of pain is a sign of worse health? In addition my clothes didn't stink anymore and vaping is way cheaper too.
Admittedly it took me almost 3 years, but I eventually got my nicotine content down to zero.
Yeah, I'm not one for banning things willy nilly, but disposable vapes need banned. I'd much rather people vape a liquid refilled repairable vape like the kids used when I was young, but even pod type vapes are better. This is just reprehensibly avoidable e waste.
If you're familiar with how regulation of the nicotine-industry works then you probably know disposable vapes polluting the streets can be directly connected to the regulation of vape-juice and "e-cigareettes" from a few years back when the fda banned disposable cartridges.
no more disposable cartridges now but lots of disposable e-smoking devices.
Yeah it's wild to me that the ban wasn't a blanket "no product may be sold containing both nicotine in psychoactive doses and pleasant flavorings other than menthol or those found naturally in tobacco or intended to recreate the flavor of tobacco may be sold". Like they could've killed those gross flavored swishers that exist solely for making blunts while they were at it.
Like, I don't mind a "buy a flavor bottle and it has room for you to mix in a bottle of one of the various concentrations of unflavored nicotine sold right next to it" situation, but that level of inconvenience is good. It always forces you to choose your dose and means that when kids get ahold of the stuff it's easier for them to get ahold of the nonaddictive version. What we have now is a bunch of e waste that also ensures that there's a lot of access to nicotine for children.
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Not the onion but NY Post, which is almost the onion
It's not a satirical outlet. It's just lies half the time
Only half? Thats generous
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