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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago

Definitely a sign that the war is already won.

[–] MidnightPocket@hexbear.net 12 points 14 hours ago

This alongside Trump exempting his youngest son from service is pretty fucking dark.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 15 hours ago

There goes our strategic knee cartilage reserves

[–] LunarMystic_101@hexbear.net 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If I get drafted I'm leaving the country. Fuck dying for this shit

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 14 hours ago

Sometimes when im washing the dishes I start daydreaming about a life where I defect to the DPRK and I open up a Palestinian bakery making ikras and musakhan from the early mornings into the late evenings and then I'm struck by reality

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure there are a lot of 41 year olds who are champing at the bit to die for Occupied Palestine, and are only held back by their age.

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 17 hours ago

I imagine the next step will be a draft.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 17 hours ago

Oh boy!

Now I have to prepare for fragging!

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

how long until they start drafting people?

[–] Maeve@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My immediate thought, as well.

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 1 points 16 hours ago

they killed him, he sealed the door to darkness and they fucking killed him for it all-my-apes-gone

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 17 points 17 hours ago
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Still waiting for my offer of citizenship for service

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

(ICE agents lurking outside military bases rubbing their hands together birdman style)

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago

If Jake Busey’s character from Starship Troopers is any indication the only thing we have to look forward to is a robust violin program.