If they’re that hard up for soldiers I vote we send ICE over to do the fighting for us.
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Hear me out, we could just send them over and leave them there with no weapons and no ports... de-port them, if you will.
I mean they have a larger budget than the Marine’s… What could go wrong?
At the same time we should not give up diplomatic options. We should send Iran the entire cabinet as a gesture of good will.
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Raised from 35 to 42, which is a big jump. At 35, the physical downward spiral is just beginning. At 42, it is typically well underway, especially in the U.S., where obesity runs rampant. They must be anticipating a slog similar to that when Russia invaded Ukraine.
Not just in Iran, Lindsey Graham seems to think we're also gonna invade Cuba, probably parts of Latin America, and who knows, maybe Canada or Mexico to top it off. Multi-front wars aren't a bad idea right? We have the logistics to fight two separate long-term wars, so what's a third or a fifth?
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After watching Russian soldiers getting blown to bits by drones for the last 3-4 years, I am good on ever joining the army.
They can recruit those gen-z maga true believers focused on looksmaxxing though. Army uniform looks cool. Makes you Chad.
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Remember, when in doubt pull pin and throw at nearest officers tent.
Could be hearsay, but I saw someone say even mentioning knowing what Fragging is during your interview is enough to get you disqualified.
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Can’t the US government and their enablers just calm down about waging wars? They’re quite literally one of the biggest issues of this world, and they think that they’re not the problem…
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They really shouldn't want disgruntled millennials. I would be a truly catastrophic draftee, and not because I'd be incompetent.
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TIL I could still join the army if I were so inclined.
I am having a surprisingly complex mix of feelings about being too old even for the revised age.
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Still not gonna take my bipolar ass in a draft
No fucking way I'm ever taking orders from someone who doesn't think for them self.
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