Here's an alternative, so you don't have to use the groomer:
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Kind of fits with the role of government though
fighting pornography
Fuck off, prude.
For real, the fight for protecting kids against porn already won. Lazy ass parents are just too lazy in their asses to be bothered to understand how to use parental controls or have a conversation with their kids about porn.
Also, you're never going to keep teenagers from porn. They will always find a way.
If politicians REALLY wanted to protect children,
They proceed to mix chlorine with bleach, stand up on a chair, put the rope around their own neck, aim the barrel up through the roof of their own mouth, and squeeze.
all in a room locked from the inside.
What do you mean "fighting pornography" is their whole excuse
do not "fight against pornography", people should have freedom
It confuses me how viewing porn is 18+ rather than being restricted behind age of consent (or even a bit before it). Being allowed to fuck but not to watch a video of people doing it (or even just see a picture of genitals) is bullshit.
That's the same government trying to bring child labor back?
Only in the US, right?
…right?
EVERYONE TURN ON YOUR PORNOGRAPHS
Every fascist wants to 'protect the children' if he's not in power.
If you're in the US and need help with resources for your child, look for your local Cub Scout pack or similar organization.
Fighting against pedophilia
How exactly is fighting against a mental illness going to solve anything? The majority of cases right now, Epstein, et all, are rapists not pedophiles in that context.
Pedophilia isn't going to magically dissapear, alas it should be less scrutinised such that those who are I'll are helped. Rape is a crime which should be fighted against, an illness is not a crime.
Let's not split hairs over rhetorics, we also call it "fight against cancer" and even though I'd love to see that bitch jailed it'll most likely never happen.
You're generally right of course, we have to choose the right way to fight different kinds of evil.
Using this meme template for this message is absolutely wild when drake is a groomer.
That's so real..
This comment section is showing me that Lemmy is extremely woke (complimentary)
When education and talking with kids actually seems to be accomplishing something, I'll agree that it's a good solution.
We're talking about ID verification because everything listed in the first part of this meme has failed and we're now at a point where the consequences require immediate regulation.
Nah. We haven't even tried any of that stuff. We talked about trying that stuff and then didn't and skipped right to mass surveilance.
That is factually incorrect.
It was exposed in 2014 that FB was running experiments on its users by tinkering with their news feeds, so culturally, conversations around this have been happening for at least twelve years, and tech addiction has been a known problem for at least a decade.
Now, we live in a world where it's causing widespread mental illness in young people, because its effects are more pronounced in developing brains. This is a public health issue, and it's not going to be solved with whoo whoo solutions like expecting parents to actually parent, because we can see from the last 5-10 years that this 'solution' is ineffective.
Regulation is necessary
I agree, but that regulation should be applied to the companies that are causing the harm, not to the public.
Why should the regulation allow for more surveillance of users and data collection instead of outlawing the practices and algorithms that lead to many of these issues on the first place?
They've been trying to tie devices to identities for years now, and doing so allows them greater leeway to fuck with people's heads, to spread propaganda more effectively, and to target dissent against themselves and their allies. This doesn't protect people from having their mental illnesses exacerbated, it just allows their disfunctions to be shaped in the direction tech billionaires want them to be.
In my opinion, anything that uses an algorithm to drive engagement by presenting material designed to play on the emotions of the user should be outlawed outright. Video ads and paid content should be identified with title cards at the begining and end. Images and posts should be marked with headers and footers that make it clear this is paid content.
If the user decides to subscribe or block certain content, that's the user's choice. But the timeline should always be based on time and date or activity and never influenced by paid advertisements or engagement.
And that's the bare minimum. I still consider that somewhat risky to interact with. If I had my druthers Facebook, Xitter, Reddit, and the rest would all be shuttered and taken offline next week.
Nice try with that "we need to do this to protect the kids" nonsense, but the baddies have already tipped their hands. They want this so they can mass surveil and track people they don't like, to put real names and faces to every social media post, every purchase, every chat message. They want the power to silence opposition before it can become organized. They want control. This has nothing to do with protecting children. It never does.
They already have all of that.
They did when you adopted smart phone and smart home technology, same with everyone else. They have it for most people because most people knowingly use corporate social media sites like TikTok, Facebook. Twitter/X, Bluesky, Threads, Instagram, and the like, and those are collecting data too.
We know this objectively because the FBI just released footage in the Guthrie case that shouldn't exist, and definitely shouldn't be hanging out in a government database either.
You're not protecting yourself or anyone by allowing these systems to access kids without any regulation whatsoever. I appreciate that it makes you feel good to think that you are, though.
Not all. Government-proof systems (Signal and other E2EE things, federated things, many open source projects, etc.) are (mostly) not illegal.
They already have all of that.
They have the beginnings of it. The foundation of it. They don't have it all yet though. They're never satisfied with the level of control they have at any given time. They will continue to pursue more sweeping, more draconian measures until they either destroy themselves or incite the oppressed to do it for them. It's like saying the ultra rich aren't going to fuck us over for more money because they already have so much money.
You're wrong.
But that's okay. Thank you for the reply. I hope you a nice day.
You're wrong.
Lol yikes. Well uhh, have a nice day as well I guess.
Thank you.
fighting against pedophilia
You mean like gay conversion therapy?
Don't they just dwant to implement this survilance because they are too many bots and advertizers want prove their adds go to human, so meta & co are pushing for it in the guise of protecting kids?
Uh....
I read that somewhere too. It's also been suggested that SOME countries want to use it to actually do something about the Russian bots that interfere in their elections, but I don't know.