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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

It's true

I won't say it's a magic bullet, but my life has improved measurably since I learned to have the ability to leave

[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the US withdraws from Iran it's because you inspired all the feds lurking here

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

hey cia reading this. it's ok to quiet quit. respect your work-life balance

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did this at band practice earlier this month and its been a 10/10 for my mental health. Would recommend.

Told em ill be back next month. Im burnt the fuck out. 10 years of doing this and I want a break.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wars in the middle east

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

take the signing bonus and hit da bricks

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe let the denist finish if youve got a hole in your teeth

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

nope, not my problem doc

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Maybe the dentist should knock my ass out like I told her

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've never set foot in a "fancy" weed store

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

If you see clean sofas before you see product, you’re in a fancy weed store.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

All the weed stores out here fancy

I need to start a dispensary that replicates the feeling of having to go to a sketchy house and listening to your weed plug's new set of beats that he's totally going to turn into the greatest rap album ever

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

have to sit on a couch covered in crumbs to play a level in the middle of the halo 3 campaign

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I would visit your living history museum

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Pot couch guy.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it can happen by accident tho some places have legally mandated "make your store frontage look ambiguous" rules I think

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

yes it's similar to liquor stores in many states, where they cannot have any type of differentiated branding or unique signage. Just need a sign that says "LIQUOR" and a generic as possible storefront

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Walking out of this planet soviet-huff