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[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

I hate the whole saying something 5 times thing

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

If they don't want to be eaten then why do they keep telling people to gobble gobble them up

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If turkeys didn't want to be eaten why are they so delicious?

Checkmate, Peta.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

If dogs didn't want to be eaten, why is Elwood's Organic Dog Meat so delicious? /s

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

I was on board until I read

"Chickens are intelligent and sensitive to the welfare of their peers."

Chickens are assholes to everything. That doesn't mean they need to boxed up in tiny crates and killed. But I'll still say they are mean little fuckers with small brains.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

I have eaten dog meat before. It’s kind of gamey. Not particularly great, but not bad either.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I love that so much! I'm actually laughing I've never seen that before! I fucking love it! I'm a meat eater who raises and eats his own meat and strives to give my animals the best life they can until they one "one bad day". But I absolutely adore the satirical irony of that site.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Seems a little difficult to eat an entire country, idk

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I know this turkish girl ....

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Genghis Khan disagrees.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to be eaten either but I won't care when I'm dead.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago

Myth: Turkeys are killed by the industry for that purpose

Truth: Turkeys just mystersouly show up dead after falling into the big killing machine that the industry had nothing to do with

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

TÜRKİYE NAMBIR VAN BEYBEEEE ASIN BAYRAKLARIIIIIIIIIII!!!

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Neither does grass that is why cut grass smells like that. It is a chemical compound to notify birds and other insect eating animals that there is free dinner.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago

Yet when I make that argument to the court, they say "what" and call me a "cannibal". Smh /s

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I love how someone downvoted you for this comment, not understanding reality that it's been scientifically proven that it's a distress call.

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 minutes ago

Grass is not conscious.

Being eaten by a superior creature is part of a turkey's lifecycle and who are we to deny them that honor?