you gave me excuse to post this
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Is that beaver making cappuccino?
That ain't no beaver. I think it might be a capybara, but it certainly ain't a beaver. I don't see no paddle tail on it.
I think you're right. As my wife always tells me, I am NOT an expert in beavers.
Like you need a excuse
One fits in your pants and the other doesn't.
One goes in your hip-pocket. The other goes in the hip-o-pocket.
Oh, that's baaad
Haha, take your upvote, dad
Athletico Mince!
Damn that was clever! 🤞