Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One is a heavy animal, rhe other is a little lighter...

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

you gave me excuse to post this

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is that beaver making cappuccino?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That ain't no beaver. I think it might be a capybara, but it certainly ain't a beaver. I don't see no paddle tail on it.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I think you're right. As my wife always tells me, I am NOT an expert in beavers.

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Like you need a excuse