Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One is a heavy animal, rhe other is a little lighter...

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One fits in your pants and the other doesn't.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One goes in your hip-pocket. The other goes in the hip-o-pocket.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, that's baaad

Haha, take your upvote, dad