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It's not only the beauty of a woman ok? It is the passion she brings. I have spent the most beautiful nights of my life in the arms of a woman with a heart burning with desire! A woman who demands everything from the world, and the world gives it to her with no hesitation.
You fucked Miss Piggy?!
It's kind of wild that I can look at, like, any muppet and be astounded by the amount of emotion and expression that they manage with such simple shapes and features and really appreciate the skill and art of their puppetry
And then I'm just like "oh cool renowned diva and storied television personality Miss Piggy is in this too"
The Swedish Chef
Plot twist: he's been dropping swears the whole time
A video with Swedish Chef where every few words is bleeped would probably be pretty funny.
Yep, just like Kenny from South Park.
The obvious answer is the pig, but the muppets were always better than just doing the obvious.
Potential top tier fun: Kermit. Beaker. Gonzo. Sabrina Carpenter.
50/50 it's either hilarious or bombs: Animal. Sam the eagle. 
Since the Muppets do have their kayfabe layer of being-treated-like -performers as well as being in movies, a "behind the scenes" kermit going "hey Sam, you're up in 5." "... I can't fucking do this anymore."
Exactly what I thought when I wrote him lol
Miss Piggy, looking fabulous
Holy crap, that's just perfect.
My vote as well.
it would be kermit but it shouldve wouldve been gonzo. damn green bastard. spotlight stealing amphibian
Kermit just letting out the most exasperated, near-silent "...fuck" as he pinches the bridge of his nose because Gonzo is on his shit yet again
I didn't realize it until just now, but at this point Mr. Snuffleupagus is kind of a deep cut lol
E) Nevermind, I see now there was 2025/6 appearances
I mentioned the Snuf because I liked him when I was a boy. Which was a very, very long time ago. Ah.
I still love him even though apparently it was a bit of a right of passage to hook up inside the costume at Christmas parties.
a right of passage to hook up inside the costume at Christmas parties.
I never did that. :(
if not Beaker, then Animal
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK
Whats the difference between an echidna and a police car?
In a police car all the pricks are on the inside
Yeah these two right here.
I actually knew a pair like this. The lanky nerdy dude in the sweater vest and the crusty guy, both used to frequent the circle pit after a couple mickeys
Also came in here for Animal tbh.
Animal too, reporting in o7
~~Gonzo~~ Fozzie while attempting to do The Aristocrats
The F-bomb turns out to be the least of their worries
Edit: Failed I have. Into exile I must go.
This feels like Jim Henson's answer
He would have loved Farscape.
Cue Fozzie repeating it and getting arrested
Beaker.
"Meep meep meep... fuck... meep meep!"
Bunsen Honeydew does something
shit explodes
...
FUCK
Elmo
It's because of the rock, right?
Dr. Teeth
(Which is still Jim Henson so it counts!)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Scooter, not realizing his mic is hot
Rowlf