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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago

It's not only the beauty of a woman ok? It is the passion she brings. I have spent the most beautiful nights of my life in the arms of a woman with a heart burning with desire! A woman who demands everything from the world, and the world gives it to her with no hesitation.

You fucked Miss Piggy?!

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It's kind of wild that I can look at, like, any muppet and be astounded by the amount of emotion and expression that they manage with such simple shapes and features and really appreciate the skill and art of their puppetry

And then I'm just like "oh cool renowned diva and storied television personality Miss Piggy is in this too"

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Plot twist: he's been dropping swears the whole time

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

A video with Swedish Chef where every few words is bleeped would probably be pretty funny.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Yep, just like Kenny from South Park.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

The obvious answer is the pig, but the muppets were always better than just doing the obvious.
Potential top tier fun: Kermit. Beaker. Gonzo. Sabrina Carpenter.

50/50 it's either hilarious or bombs: Animal. Sam the eagle. chefs-kiss

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Since the Muppets do have their kayfabe layer of being-treated-like -performers as well as being in movies, a "behind the scenes" kermit going "hey Sam, you're up in 5." "... I can't fucking do this anymore."

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Exactly what I thought when I wrote him lol

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 16 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Miss Piggy, looking fabulous

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

KERMY I'M THE FUCKING STAR OF THIS SHOW AND YOU WILL TREAT ME RIGHT GODDAMMIT

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago

Holy crap, that's just perfect.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 13 hours ago

My vote as well.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

it would be kermit but it shouldve wouldve been gonzo. damn green bastard. spotlight stealing amphibian

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

Kermit just letting out the most exasperated, near-silent "...fuck" as he pinches the bridge of his nose because Gonzo is on his shit yet again

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I didn't realize it until just now, but at this point Mr. Snuffleupagus is kind of a deep cut lol

E) Nevermind, I see now there was 2025/6 appearances

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I mentioned the Snuf because I liked him when I was a boy. Which was a very, very long time ago. Ah.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I still love him even though apparently it was a bit of a right of passage to hook up inside the costume at Christmas parties.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

a right of passage to hook up inside the costume at Christmas parties.

I never did that. :(

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

if not Beaker, then Animal

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Whats the difference between an echidna and a police car?
In a police car all the pricks are on the inside

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

Yeah these two right here.

I actually knew a pair like this. The lanky nerdy dude in the sweater vest and the crusty guy, both used to frequent the circle pit after a couple mickeys

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Also came in here for Animal tbh.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

Animal too, reporting in o7

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

~~Gonzo~~ Fozzie while attempting to do The Aristocrats

The F-bomb turns out to be the least of their worries

Edit: Failed I have. Into exile I must go.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

This feels like Jim Henson's answer

[–] someone@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

He would have loved Farscape.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 1 points 10 hours ago

Cue Fozzie repeating it and getting arrested

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"Meep meep meep... fuck... meep meep!"

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

Bunsen Honeydew does something
shit explodes
...
FUCK

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago
[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

It's because of the rock, right?

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The Count, clearly

(Which is still Jim Henson so it counts!)

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago

Scooter, not realizing his mic is hot

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago