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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

I like the line "every rock bottom has a trap door."

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk I read that as the rock bottomed their older brother at first and was confused

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 month ago

And that the Rock Bottom Line! Wait, that's not right...

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, that’s exactly what it says. If they meant something else, they could have said it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's not rock, brother, that's clay.

And underneath is sandstone.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm too sober I understand this.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He hit rock bottom then it still got worse

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, I'm stoned now, it's all good!

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I worked as a medic to 15 years. There are 2 things I learned and lived by in EMS.

  1. If you think you know what is going, you haven't been paying attention.

  2. There is no situation that is so bad it can't get worse and probably will.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 month ago

Isn't that one of Murphy's laws?

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

A friend once told me: "You'll reach the bottom the moment you stop digging". And while I don't 100% agree with the sentiment, I really like it.