If not dictator why dictator shaped
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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If not a dictatorship why PDF file shaped
I prefer my autocrats in .txt
but seriously why are we censoring "pedophile" here?
I self censored for no reason really.
I think I’ve written the word pedophile too much lately and wanted to mix things up a bit.
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if it walks like a dictator, quacks like a dictator, and shits its pants like a dictator…
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I see the war is going well
Caesar Augustus for president 2028! Kill the swamp 
When will Walmart Hitler just fucking die?
When will Americans exercise their rights and force him out of office instead of waiting for luck?
Americans don't exercise.
He's way past expiration date
At the worst possible time and not a moment before or after.
Oh right. The "liberal news media." The one that's owned by six billionaires. The one that sucks up to Trump constantly. The one that's constantly doing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ in response to Trump's demented bullshit. THAT liberal news media.
Sorry about the loss of your arm. :(
His mom is there to help
Yeah, but his other arm is fine, so… it's definitely a choice in this case. lol
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Someone just needs to shop Trump's face on this pic
Trump went on, “The story was knowingly FAKE and, in a certain way, you can say that those Media Outlets that generated it should be brought up on Charges for TREASON for the dissemination of false information!”
I'll take "what was J6?" for a thousand
Uses the word treason quite lightly for someone committing it on a daily basis
So I listened to it and heard nothing about death penalties for reporters. Am I missing something?
Quoting Trump's post, the nugget of truth is from:
The story was knowingly FAKE and, in a certain way, you can say that those Media Outlets that generated it should be brought up on Charges for TREASON for the dissemination of false information!
Which they turned into "Demands Death Penalty" because DailyBeast is a tabloid.
TBH I'm sick of DailyBeast and Rawstory showing up in my Lemmy feed. I'd argue they violate this subs rules:
credible sources
Yeah no, the president saying people should be charged with something thats punishment is death or life in prison is exactly that.. saying those journalists should be put to death or life in prison for what they have written.
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well that's true but also the penalty for treason is the death penalty
Or imprisonment.
Point is, that's not what the quote directly said. And that's what distinguishes journalism, and tabloids like DailyBeast (or talking heads/"analysis" like Fox News). Hence, every actual news outlet on this topic went with a factual headline, and quoted Trump directly instead of making a jump.
This distinction is very important to me. Ragebait like DailyBeast is why Trump is in power and the world sucks now, because it works.
I get your point, but the president saying people should get life in prison if not killed for their 1st amendment right which he swore and oath to uphold would be an absolute reason for an immediate impeachment to most.
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TBH I’m sick of DailyBeast and Rawstory showing up in my Lemmy feed. I’d argue they violate this community’s “credible sources” rule.
I'll support that motion.
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Is there a transcript? I’m not exactly sure which unhinged rant I’m looking for.
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As if starving and murdering detainees in ICE concentration camps weren't enough.
What a motherfucker.
Death penalty to HIM
Midterms ... Impeachment ... then Prison or LEGAL execution upon conviction. Can't say Im spouting threats or violence for that.
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Shitty article from a shitty source. In fairness, about a shitty President.
Of course Bill Clinton was one of the best ones, but who is counting THE LAST OK DECADE (90's). Everything was horrible after that. Everyone who was an adult in 2000 knows everything turned to poop.
You're not wrong. The SCROTUS deciding the 2000 election was an early warning sign, then 9/11 came and it just kept getting worse from there.
Iran does have sea drones, and they have made giant holes in tankers at sea level with them. Iraq claimed that 2 of them were used to turn 2 real tankers into 2 giant fireballs in their harbour. I have seen AI of 20 simultaneous missiles hitting downtown Tel Aviv, but a bigger problem than AI on Israel is that Israel is criminalizing the sharing of strike information, with selective permission after for whining about civilian areas. There is a lot of damage every night in Israel.
Trump said the rallies in big square of Tehran are also fake, and even the hits Israel/Israelis admit to are fake. Same with GCC hits that GCC acknowledges.
If using AI for fake news, there is a Netanyahu video out early today, where his wedding ring fades in and out. He should then give death penalty to IDF/Netanyahu (he could be hiding instead of dead) for fake news.
It is next level, Hitler's bunker, and losing, to be resorting to this level of desperation.
The guy who launched a violent Insurrection, and stole hundreds of classified documents to sell, might want to keep his mouth shut about Treason. Glass houses and throwing rocks and whatnot.
Death to pedophiles!
God can’t exist. He just can’t. Because why would he let this pestilence live on, especially with three lifetimes’ worth of KFC and McCrap in his arteries?
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