Admins I have been here 5 years and pee pee poo poo.
Thank you for attention to this matter.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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Admins, I've been here for 5 years and I demand my signature be a tagline
Fuck you win
+1 I support your signature as a tagline
Admins I have been here for years and finally have a legit tagline submission. "The internet is a silly place." Thats it thats all pls add that and i can finally know happiness after all this time. Add it before I shit. I swear to god I’ll do it.
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If anyone ever adds anything I say as a tagline I'm gonna delete my account
new tagline dropped
Lemme add a better emoji just in case
"Admins I have been here 4 years and finally have a legit tagline submission" should be the tagline
It'd be better than my actual idea
wait we can just ask for things we want without being considered ungrateful troublemakers?!
how do you feel about the dive bar line being "the dive bar at the end of the internet" which I think more accurately reflects the current moment and this site's status as a refuge in a dead internet.
Sure I can change that, I made a post with all the taglines in !hexbear@hexbear.net so anyone can request changes, removals, or additions
I have a script that can pull all the taglines though it's a bit redundant if you're an admin I guess.
Yay! I've wanted to be in a tagline for years!
I’ve got a tagline for you. Bring back GayHobbes before I shit. I swear to god I’ll do it.
I still think there should be a tagline linking to your ep
Itd be funny if they added everything BUT "the internet is a silly place"
I considered that after posting and yes, it would be
A very 2010 sort of comment.
Well, the internet IS a silly place.
3/10 you've gotta work on your taglines
I pinged carcosa for the worst comment I've ever written and now that's a tagline. My only contribution after years of writing bangers is about Elon musk. Fuck.
One of mine is about Barron being the Kwisatz Haderach, you never know what it's going to be
I've seen that one and I love it.
Congratulations. My whole life is a tagline.