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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as your heart is true then you should have no problem getting to the Southern Oracle (laundry room).

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Before you stands the infamous Two Cats that guard the entrance to hell.

One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

a few moments later

You are now trapped in hell for eternity... the Cat that gave you the info is the Devil Cat and they lied, both Cats are their subordinates who only lies.

(They have already been fed, the demand for food is a lie.)

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

"If I asked the other cat Which one is the stairway to heaven, what would it say?"

meow

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which one always tells the truth?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of them always loafs. But beware! The other one always loafs.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I just want you to know u really liked your comment. I don't really have a clever way to express it so just gonna use my words thx

[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Their names are Trip and Trap.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The brown one looks like he'd playfully attack your toes as you walk by, and then scamper off.

The black cat on the other hand.....she is intentionally waiting by the stairs. She is plotting murder.

But they're just so cute, who could say no?

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Note the black cat, looking at the electronic device and wondering where the light switch is..

If you've ever had a black cat, you know...

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

We've had a similar situation but it was the cats who hated each other, started a staring competition and after a while of standing fluffed up decided to turn into loafs but still stared at each other.

[–] Basherblade@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One on the right definitely has the soul piercing eyes. Would give pets, if allowed.

[–] Basherblade@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If allowed by cat.. To be clear.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Time for a steam cleaner…