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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Time for a steam cleaner…

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As long as your heart is true then you should have no problem getting to the Southern Oracle (laundry room).

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago
[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Which one always tells the truth?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

One of them always loafs. But beware! The other one always loafs.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I just want you to know u really liked your comment. I don't really have a clever way to express it so just gonna use my words thx

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Before you stands the infamous Two Cats that guard the entrance to hell.

One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

a few moments later

You are now trapped in hell for eternity... the Cat that gave you the info is the Devil Cat and they lied, both Cats are their subordinates who only lies.

(They have already been fed, the demand for food is a lie.)

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

"If I asked the other cat Which one is the stairway to heaven, what would it say?"

meow

[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Their names are Trip and Trap.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

The brown one looks like he'd playfully attack your toes as you walk by, and then scamper off.

The black cat on the other hand.....she is intentionally waiting by the stairs. She is plotting murder.

But they're just so cute, who could say no?

[–] Basherblade@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

One on the right definitely has the soul piercing eyes. Would give pets, if allowed.

[–] Basherblade@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

If allowed by cat.. To be clear.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago

We've had a similar situation but it was the cats who hated each other, started a staring competition and after a while of standing fluffed up decided to turn into loafs but still stared at each other.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Note the black cat, looking at the electronic device and wondering where the light switch is..

If you've ever had a black cat, you know...