As long as your heart is true then you should have no problem getting to the Southern Oracle (laundry room).
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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Before you stands the infamous Two Cats that guard the entrance to hell.
One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.
a few moments later
You are now trapped in hell for eternity... the Cat that gave you the info is the Devil Cat and they lied, both Cats are their subordinates who only lies.
(They have already been fed, the demand for food is a lie.)
One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.
"If I asked the other cat Which one is the stairway to heaven, what would it say?"
meow
Which one always tells the truth?
One of them always loafs. But beware! The other one always loafs.
I just want you to know u really liked your comment. I don't really have a clever way to express it so just gonna use my words thx
Their names are Trip and Trap.
The brown one looks like he'd playfully attack your toes as you walk by, and then scamper off.
The black cat on the other hand.....she is intentionally waiting by the stairs. She is plotting murder.
But they're just so cute, who could say no?
Note the black cat, looking at the electronic device and wondering where the light switch is..
If you've ever had a black cat, you know...
We've had a similar situation but it was the cats who hated each other, started a staring competition and after a while of standing fluffed up decided to turn into loafs but still stared at each other.
One on the right definitely has the soul piercing eyes. Would give pets, if allowed.
If allowed by cat.. To be clear.
Time for a steam cleaner…