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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

Disembark from your boat, turn around jump and press triangle and youll get back on the boat wirh a massive speed boost like skate 3

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

Backwards long sail into a cliff to build up speed for 24 hours, then hyperspeed paddle into the next quad parellel universe to skip the Iranian hitbox, obviously


[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago

HAHAHA? How does your economy stay at the mercy of western imperialism? My brother in Christ just stop being a Petrostate! Just become an electrostate hahaha!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I had a gif saved from the Evergiven fiasco of a boat jumping it, would have been perfect for this.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

We are truly living in Fuck Your Boats times

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'd simply turn my ship. Once it builds up enough rotational energy, it will fly like a helicopter from the Mediterranean to its destination. It's cowardice to do anything less.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

reminds me of playing GTA3 and walking past the bollards stopping you from jumping the bridge to the next area to spawn a tank, turning the turret to fire behind me causing enough momentum to fly into the next area, causing the tank to soar through the sky like a plane

i landed that bad boy on a skyscraper

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

You could win the war against Iran. Easy.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

It worked for Bond it'll work for oil

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Just use the flying vehicle cheat code geez

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 hours ago

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