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[–] flan@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

very good that it's at a wedding too

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Wedding DJ’s having fun is always a vibe.

Oh, you meant… yeah lol

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

My wife and I will probably never have kids, but there are kids that happened as a result of that party.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

they hated him for he spoke the truth

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

showed this to my partner, she instantly said "we have to have this at our wedding"

that's how i know i chose correctly

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Odds of this being a trump guy are substantially higher than being a hexbear kitty-birthday-sad

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Doesn’t make it less funny to blast “do not cum” “I’m going to cum” at a wedding reception. Shit, its funny enough it could be apolitical. Cum is funny folks.

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Dredd can fuck off, according to the comics he had horny problems too. Hypocrite.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

brb calling the volcel police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you watch the video? It should make itself clear.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The DJ samples our favorite Kamala quote

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Cut Portal 2 content

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's with shoulder hold guy and the unimpressed woman? Is he waiting for her to start a conga line? Why is he just off the dance floor?

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I have no clue, but it’s the many questions this clip prompts that make it funny imo.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

As a DJ, this is amazing and I am definitely copying this for my new years set