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[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 123 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Another first amendment violation!

[–] radix@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It's been 0 days since this administration violated someone's rights."

The "0" is just written in ink. It has not changed, and never will.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 13 points 1 month ago

more like written in blood

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They know, and they don't care and furthermore they ask you the people "what are you gonna do about it?"

This regime is just WAITING for citizens to step up. They are itching to initiate martial law and the insurrection act now more than ever.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Trump is a deep cover leftist. He's trying to get people and the system as a whole to stand up and tighten the system and show why right wing policies and authoritarian policies are bad. But no one is stepping up!

I really want to start planting this idea in conservative spaces.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a lot more serious than the headline...

Photographs from the briefings are immediately released online for the public and press to use. If that hurts the business model for certain news outlets, then they should consider applying for a Pentagon press credential,” Wilson wrote.

Last year, the Pentagon implemented a new rule for media that required credentialed outlets to agree to a new policy that states reporters cannot gather or publish information from the Defense Department that is not explicitly authorized.

That includes declassified information or off-the-record conversations, no matter where the information was obtained.

Many mainstream media outlets refused to sign the agreement, finding the new rules oppressive. As a result, major broadcasters such as Fox News, ABC News, CBS News, CNN and NBC News; legacy newspapers such as the Associated Press, New York Times, Washington Post and Wall Street Journal; and other outlets lost their Pentagon press credentials.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

And yet they'll keep shouting Free Speech unironically.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The problem with taking good photos of Pete Hegseth is that, no matter what, it's still a photo of Pete Hegseth.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm guessing it's a tattoo. A tattoo of a bra

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This was my first thought lol. Like, there are flattering photos of Hegseth? At best he looks smarmy.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, his personality comes through.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 3 points 1 month ago

hate when that happens

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now they'll have no choice but to reuse all the unflattering photos they already took.

5D chess...

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Yes. Streisand the fuck out of this. Unflattering photos in the press is part of being a public servant douchebag.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

featuring the French words “Deus Vult”

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sober up, Pete. Catch a shower and maybe change the oil in your hair.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago
[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Next up, Hegseth's mother makes a scene and calls the principal because some mean journalist did their job

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

The vanity fair photos are still the best worst photos of the current admin.

[–] kurmudgeon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a collosal pussy. All armed service members should be absolutely ashamed to be following such a shallow, childish, vain, poor excuse of a man. You would sacrifice your life on the whims of this douchebag?

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I feel ashamed about signing up 20 years ago, and every one of us who’ve done so should be sighting in rifle sights again.

[–] hudhf@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

There is always a bigger cunt. They invented the male camel toe.

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That is not a question you should ask with this administration, because the answer is always yes.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

This is referred to as Escher's Cunt.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Cunts all the way down.

[–] alpha1beta@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he should be thrilled they took pictures of his, standing, clothed and not face first in a puddle of his own piss, spilled booze and vomit.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It probably is just a matter of time before he gets the Jenna Bush treatment.

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You can put lipstick on a pig. However, in the end it's still lipstick.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

someone's over compensating again

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Easy.

Just use the existing pictures he hates from now on and take no more.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is what peak male performance looks like

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What a pussy

Is this the "warrior ethos"? Lmao

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What a snowflake pussy.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

When preteens run a nation with the most powerful military on the planet.

Thanks conservatives. You really do vote for people you identify with.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds kind of woke

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's an evil Nazi looking pos. That murders children with rockets.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You know the internet is now gonna be flooded with a ton of ugly photos of him.

[–] zilouge@feddit.nu 4 points 1 month ago

Such a snowflake

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You heard the secretary, plaster unflattering photos of him all around meatspace

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What a chode

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bring on the artists renditions!!

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Oh wonderful, that means we will never see photos of him again!

[–] xerxes@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Nice, so Pete gonna put a bag on his head or what?

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago
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