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This is part of the citizenship test. You have to identify which states are real.
A. None of them
Feels like if you let Photoshop do context aware fill around the US
There's Virginia, North Virginia, North West Virginia, North Northwest Virginia, West Virginia, South West Virginia, South Southwest Virginia, South Virginia... Looks right to me
Also New Mexico, Old Mexico, Middle-aged Mexico, Adolescent Mexico, and Teenage Mexico.
They forgot Left Virginia.
What about Mississipsissippi?
And Mippippi, Missississi, and Miiiiiiiiii.
It’s right next to Alakazamabama.
South of Toxis
Wait no that was Metaxa
Love super new england.
Also, Delaware was the first state
I thought it was gaseous, probably followed by solid, then liquid
I think plasma would come before gaseous.
Good call, actually
They just made up Alaska for that movie.
Isn’t Hawaii further than Alaska?
They always asking hawaii and never hahowii
What the hell is a "Hawaii?"
It’s some kingdom these people annexed and aren’t giving back.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Texas and California are a lot smaller than I remember them being.
Everything is bigger in Texas, even Texas!
I'm from North North Oregon and I can't stand townies coming here from Upsidedown Nevada
Virginia isn't a state, it's a Commonwealth 😏
While it is true that Virginia is a Commonwealth, it does not diminish the fact that it is a state.
Even though it was officially so declared in 1776, the status as a Commonwealth has no impact legally on the status of Virginia, and is impactful only in name & symbol.
What are states if not names and symbols? 😃
Am I having a stroke?
Is that the Louisiana Purchase in there? There’s a lot of fun details in this map
So many ohios
Greater Ohios.
They really would have to be Greater Ohios. They certainly couldn't be worse.
That's not a map of the us, it's Iran before the revolution
I present…. the USseract!
Also, New Zealand. New Zealund always gets left off of maps. Poor New Zeeland gets no love.
Stop making places up