this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

Oh shit, I knew there was something I was supposed to do today.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

no they aren't. i would have received by Hezbollah activation code if that were true.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 16 hours ago

Activating my sleepy cells sleepi

[–] Caesar@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 hours ago

Just got my activation code, hell yeah!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago
[–] RedNajm@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, it's me. it's talking about me. I just woke up from sleep.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago
[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

DSA Iranian sleeper cell caucus

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 12 points 16 hours ago

Soviet era super soldiers all over the world are wokening from their concealed cryo chambers.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Great now the US will start ruthlessly harassing Iranian gusanos.

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago

"sources say that these agents can be identified by how relentlessly and baselessly they criticize the Iranian government"

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

biden-alert The only one who can beat trump in the battle box wakens from his slumber

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago

Eepy widdle cells about to do an uwu fucky wucky to Iswael? waow-based

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

این منم، من سلول خواب هستم